Torpe Childers

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“@edsheeran God bless Korea https://t.co/6vO0G3bzKH” lol

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“@aaasmaaa_ I just convinced Mohammed to go to Six Flags this summer. @kudayykulayaa, you're coming ... http://t.co/8QhyuS0nye

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@1Crazy_Akh oh gosh. I can see you smiling uncomfortably at your first OBGYN visit.

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@1Crazy_Akh I'm gonna laugh so hard. Well y'all aren't expecting yet, right?

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@1Crazy_Akh can't wait to hear about your experience in the delivery room. :D

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@1Crazy_Akh I'm sure it's less pleasant when it's humans. Just sayin'.

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“@edsheeran I'm dropping my new single tomorrow 7pm uk time, listen out for it” listening intently.

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«@JArrieta34» Bane-tastic

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@aaasmaaa_ #itiswhatitis #laaaaame

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JK Rowling just smashed Rupert Murdoch for blaming all Muslims for the Paris attacks http://t.co/3IJL11IPWN

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«@aaasmaaa_ Temple's deadline was a month ago, but they contact me today to inform me that they've lost ... http://t.co/aLKs6jjDYZ

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«@aaasmaaa_ Best dessert: tapioca pudding #handsdown» haven't tried it. But I think I'd like it.

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“@aaasmaaa_ This movie is horrific. I love musicals, but this is awful. #IntoTheWoods” anything close to Sweeny Todd

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“@hibbapotassium The winter time dries my skin out so bad, dry like Ian Miller and his toast ... http://t.co/BxzO7Iufbw

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“@ShaykhGilles Never ask a woman when the baby is due; unless you know for sure she is pregnant.” ... http://t.co/vZtOD1jAhl

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@1Crazy_Akh don't think Yemenites can deal either.

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“@aaasmaaa_ It's sixteen degrees in Oxford, and I have to go to work tonight. #criesinwarmbed” better than here #shiversincoldbed

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“@1Crazy_Akh Ain't nothing sexier than a woman who knows how to sit her ass at home” I think your wife just fell in love all over again

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“@UberFacts Many scholars say Jesus never viewed himself as creating a new religion per se, just ... http://t.co/o9z2FE5l8e

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“@1Crazy_Akh I don't wanna hear/see any of that, "New year, new me," bullsh∗t. #IMUNEEFU to chill on that” #noflexzone