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@JakeEisenberg_ @Royals is it also the first all-816 battery at Kauffman? or ever?

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@Derek_a_Franks @TheFan965 So where are we putting it then, Derek? Where can it go that is street car accessible and doesn’t “destroy the best district in town?”

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@RoyalsCatch22 There is a correlation between people who want others to like them for their opinions and others who don’t give a shit.

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@SasquatchVinnie Barstool is a shitstain on https://t.co/fRAEDmuvhr but @sasquatchvinnie is somehow worse

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@codybtapp You definitely strike me as the type that would love that hoodie

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@Royals Complete ass, what in the actual - were yall thinkin?

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@Matty_KCSN I would love them both

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@horn_van56364 @Troy_OG_APE @Badhombre I hope nothing but good news for you Mark

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@GehrigDieter I’d beat any offer by 10% if he agrees to not give it back

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@jakehatch @foxonabox_ When they find out Kevin lied in his postgame to distract from an ass beating, will he be dismissed?

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@spencil_ @cowpoke_u @jackson5payne The only thing that is pretty clear is your victim mentality since there was no “fuck” being chanted

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@MAL1KNABERSS That shit says Justin fields 😂😂

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@Derek_a_Franks @KC_Sports_Fan1 I thought so, parroting grifter dipshit

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@Derek_a_Franks @KC_Sports_Fan1 @todpalmer @Royals Hey Derek, which business(es) would be bulldozed at Washington Square?

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@BHallWrites When you’re in a misinformation competition and your opponent is @BHallWrites

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@TaurusContessa *first state to offer troops, MA was the first to put boots on the ground

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@MrKumKarrot @SamMcDowell11 Somebody let Clark know that KumKarrot recommends populous

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@jaylad_11 @Gabeleeen @neilt1978 @mcnailbender @Coinism @WallStreetMav Congrats, you didn’t get invaded in 1940😂 not losing ≠ winning

That’s called survival, not winning a world war.

No US = no D-Day, no Western Front, no more beans & sardines for you stinky breath.

Since we are talking about lessons, what did they teach you about 1783?😂🇺🇸🦅

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@Gabeleeen @neilt1978 @mcnailbender @Coinism @WallStreetMav I can tell reading comprehension isn’t well taught on your island but never did I say “singlehandedly”

But like I said, you are welcome.

You are welcome for the Americans, that you have such disdain for, that SAVED your sorry ass from eating a schnitzel for your next meal

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@neilt1978 @mcnailbender @Coinism @WallStreetMav This tweet would be in Deutsch if it weren’t for Americans.

You’re welcome

p.s. brush your teeth