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Chairman of the Paddington Bear Enthusiast board

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You can learn a lot about a person by sitting on their couch.

[SP @sspencerukk]

They’re calling it the most Friday Thursday on record

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Beyond parody

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

LOMBARDO: So I know the pastor spoke about Officer Abdelnabi--

TRUMP RALLY CROWD: *Boooooo*

LOMBARDO: No. We're not booing him. He's the officer that passed away here recently

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@michaelFhurley Michael Chavis mentioned @NoahToland

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Body double??

[The Rizzler @Da_Rizzler419]

Spider-Man Brand New Day is Rizz Approved!🤫🤔🕷️🕸️

[Nate @nate_hague]

Big things happening on red sox tiktok

[PapiPride @Papipride05]

@tylermilliken_ @ChrisKirschner Cam Schittler embodying this tweet

[🍺man (Realist) @kcsports69]

Democrats and Republicans who claim they hate each other when it’s time to pass a 2 trillion dollar aid package for Israel

[davey @jerseyh0mo]

Breathing in hefty lungfuls of smoke as I get explosive diarrhea from salad, the sky turns apocalyptic orange while oil companies drill in protected lands, screwworms are eating cattle alive and the president just paid $6 million for rape. And I’m also able to bet on all of it!

[vids that go hard @vidsthatgohard]

Disney live actions are FLOPPING

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@Variety Fuck no

[lizzi 🐞☀️ @busyheadvinyl]

me when i finally cut it clear and ride like paul revere

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@JakeWally Pedro Ramirez too lol

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@SSRC223 @StoolGreenie @NoahToland fuck this hurts to read

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@tylermilliken_ @ChrisCotillo Hilarious pic for this

[Kassie Watt @kassieepstein]

everything reminds me of them 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[anna (In Play, Run(s)) @rockmeannadeus]

generational hateration

[Christopher @molochofficial]

One week of bars being open past 1am and the people of Boston are acting like rural townspeople at the end of a film where a friendly outsider teaches us to live life to its fullest or overcome our differences, except instead of aliens or drag queens it’s 50,000 Scots

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

It took these Scots 5 minutes in America to figure this country out.