Mohamad Syazwan

daddy of two,

[𝕯𝖚𝖐𝖊 𝖔𝖋 𝕾𝖕𝖗𝖎𝖓𝖌𝖋𝖎𝖊𝖑𝖉 @lukmanfrodolski]

Chopper membuat penampilan pertama dalam podcast YBM!

[Mohamad Syazwan @SyazwanSezale]

@Iswardy2025 Ni papagomo versi Bersama ke?

[Tok Hang @Tok_Hang67]

67? Scuba? Cringe af🤢

Someone is really trying hard to follow Gen Z trends just to impress the rakyat.

Tapi dia lupa, dia salah sorang menteri paling badut dalam sejarah Malaysia.

Curious. Apa nasib dia pada PRU-16 en?
🤔💩

[Mohamad Syazwan @SyazwanSezale]

@HazwanHalimsan @amerhadiazmi @md_zuwairi @casar_1094 @rafiziramli @niknazmi @fahmi_fadzil Pahmi bangang ni elok ampa humban dia dalam pru16 nanti. Mmg badut habis

[Mohamad Syazwan @SyazwanSezale]

@AmirudinShari Yedak ni amir?

[Mohamad Syazwan @SyazwanSezale]

@MrArchiDaily @NoorAminAhmad Itu la aku kata amin kalut pasal parti org. Parti sendiri pun huru hara. Haha

[Rafizi Ramli @rafiziramli]

Ha3 nampaknya ada episode Empire Strikes Back 🤣

Ni konon kerajaan Malaysia enter agreement with @Arm to access IP to build our made by Malaysia’s chip, konon ARM bribed me.

Ha3 korek la semua:

- lunch or souvenir pun aku tak dapat, let alone kickbacks

- masih miskin macam sebelum ni, tak de saham juta-juta

Saya dah biasa jadi mangsa pihak yg berkuasa guna agensi kerajaan untuk tutup mulut, dari zaman 1MDB lagi.

Sebab saya tahu bila kita tak buat salah apa-apa, Insya Allah kita ada Allah.

Macam Dato’ Bahri bekas bos SPRM yg siasat SRC kata:

“Kamu ada kuasa, saya ada Allah bersama”

[Zaid @zaidchakir]

An Islamaphobe entered the mosque and asked the Imam to teach him how to pray, and while our brother was kneeling in prostration, he was stabbed from behind 50 times. The media will never circulate this though.

[JalalMisai @jllmisai]

Bila dah letih nak jawab orang selalu tanya nombor telefon supplier telur ikan..😅

[Dennoh @CFC_dennoh]

No Arsenal fan will be able to watch this video to the end 😂😂https://t.co/7nr4nqdd8Q

[Mohamed Salah @MoSalah]

How about we celebrate the great signings without disrespecting the PL champions?

[Mohamad Syazwan @SyazwanSezale]

Bangang sekali dengan moto sendiri terbakaq.

[Berita Harian @bharianmy]

Video rakaman kamera litar tertutup (CCTV) kejadian lelaki membakar dua kereta di Taman Bukit Katil Permai, Melaka, semalam. - Video tular

[Eric SeeTo Lim Sian See @LimSianSeeEric]

For 9 years he criticised, smeared, and attacked Najib and BN - nothing happened.

Just 3 months criticising PH, and his family was threatened, beaten, stabbed as a warning to stay silent. Now he knows who’s truly evil and dangerous.

[Mohamad Syazwan @SyazwanSezale]

@Solisidtor Sid bodoh

[Zac @ZacZakirin13]

Orang sama.

Kat kubur dia buat bising.

Kat Majlis Selawat, dia selawat juga, tapi bunyi kedengaran ala² lagu tekno gitu.

Next week akan ada event oleh orang yg sama di Selangor. Mohon pantauan @JAISelangor.

[Eric SeeTo Lim Sian See @LimSianSeeEric]

If Zunar were still active, he’d probably whip up a cartoon that looks something like this in no time.

But he’s not, and it makes you wonder, where is he now?

[Effi The Source Saharudin @1Obefiend]

Menahan diri

[Anwar Ibrahim @anwaribrahim]

Cukai naik mendadak, tapi subsidi dan bantuan sosial rakyat menjunam turun. Mana tak rakyat terasa beban.

https://t.co/TjKV2QR4bE

[ًِ @bckupacc99]

Hanya para lelaki je faham situasi macam ni..😁🤣