Garfield

[Garfield @SycamorePilot]

@Elvish_Harper I liked when it was put as, an Italian (Tacitus) is shocked to learn the concept of fidelity In marriage

[Makalaurë @Elvish_Harper]

I love Germania but some parts of it do come across as Tacitus asking a roided chudbarian if his people have ever done anything wrong, and blissfully believing whatever he tells him.

"So in Rome we have this thing called adultery."
"We don't do that in GERMANY"
"Wow. Amazing."

[Garfield @SycamorePilot]

@ArtemisConsort Just bc it wasn’t legalized doesn’t mean it wasn’t available

[Garfield @SycamorePilot]

@TheHughAnthony Why even be mad? It’s retarded and dysgenic but so obviously a stupid choice it should be pittied.

[Zherka @ZherkaOfficial]

That MMO experience you have at 10 years old never gets replaced by anything, you can fuck every woman on earth, it does not fill the hole.

[Garfield @SycamorePilot]

@TomRiddle88s @BasedMikeLee Christian Reformed here. Mormons are not Christian.

[Garfield @SycamorePilot]

@IV_Musketeer @Apple AI slop script

[Garfield @SycamorePilot]

@DarkWokeFoid @DolphinMossad @Lux_Stella_ Mormons are not Christians. These people are likely just under informed about them.

[Garfield @SycamorePilot]

@DolphinMossad @Lux_Stella_ Messianic Jews are usually Jewish converts to Christianity. Usually they are “real Jews” (bc no one ever stops being a Jew) but considered very wrong and potentially blasphemous.

[BowTiedRanger @BowTiedRanger]

Tough day for the Mormons. Probably 40 years of work blown up in a day.

[doomer @uncledoomer]

when youve been posting alongside a stone cold incel chud for a decade and the tenor of his posts suddenly changes to wholesome chungus overnight, and you just know he finally found and wifed up a tattooed neo trad zillenial foid and is expecting his first choid

[Garfield @SycamorePilot]

@Polymarket This software engineers still writes code the old-fashioned way

[Garfield @SycamorePilot]

When I die, bury me with all my goonettes

[Garfield @SycamorePilot]

@ArcanesValor @sailaunderscore Immigrants when you don’t know where they’re from: 🤬amerikkka is so uncultured and racist
Immigrants when you do know where they’re from: 😰😰😰

[Garfield @SycamorePilot]

@BritanniaArthur Exact context of this scene by the way

[Garfield @SycamorePilot]

@khiazmos I don’t think he’s telling people it was fun…

[Garfield @SycamorePilot]

I’m going to be like a 9/10 next year if progress continues at this rate 🤤

[pineapple koolaid groyper @g00bygr0yper]

i raped my girlfriends rapist and now she's not into either of us?

[Jim Strabo @JimStrabo]

MY VICTIM'S BOYFRIEND CONVINCED HER TO BLOCK MY NUMBER