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[Sydd @SyddKilnes]

I am definitely the Monica Geller of my friend group

[𝐉𝐚𝐲 𝐒𝐦𝐨𝐨𝐯𝐞 💨 @smoove_hot]

Adulting in 3 words: it’s always something

[Andrew McCarthy @AJamesMcCarthy]

I used a telescope and took 30,000 pictures to give you a detailed look at last night's waxing crescent moon. Make sure you load it in 4k so you can view all the crater-y details!

[charlie @chunkbardey]

if i could give myself one piece of advice right now it would be to put my phone down

[Alec Stapp @AlecStapp]

An artist:

(1) bought an Andy Warhol drawing for $20,000

(2) made 999 high-quality forgeries of it

(3) shuffled them together

(4) sold each of the 1,000 drawings for $250 each

"If you pay your $250 maybe you’ll get the original $20,000 Warhol, but you’ll never know."

[♡ bri ♡ @blazinwithbri]

“shrek is not that good” 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

[Future DILF @KILtrain42]

Life doesn’t give a fuck about your plans

[whitney @its_whitney]

this angle of simone biles is 🤯

[187 on a pig @necessarydeathh]

If you are a sweet person stay away from customer service these MFS will turn you into the joker.

[miss gurl @shes_rADIAnt]

I wish Simone Biles had a jersey I could rock fr fr.

[Future DILF @KILtrain42]

“Silence is not the absence of anything, it is the presence of everything”

[Sydd @SyddKilnes]

Remember to tip your servers today because they also want to be at brunch with their mothers!!!!!!!!

[Game of Thrones @GameOfThrones]

Daenerys Stormborn of House Targaryen, the First of Her Name, Queen of the Andals and the First Men, Protector of the Seven Kingdoms, the Mother of Dragons, the Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, the Unburnt, the Breaker of Chains.

[Sydd @SyddKilnes]

@KILtrain42 $5. See you in 2 weeks to claim my winnings

[Sazón Papi @GrillmoreSlim]

This lady on the plane said "vaxxed and waxed, baby, I'm ready for some action on this trip." and that should be everybody's vibe this summer.

[best of house lannister @asoiaflannister]

the plot twist, the acting, the cinematography, the music... this will always remains as the best scene in the television history #IronAnniversary
https://t.co/8r5h4YH30T