Sydney

Incurably Curious...

[Sydney @SydneeeeyClark]

@jacquelineMjos Lease Comparison! Really lovely people with great service! 01442 920920 🚗🚙

[Philip Clarke @ClarkePhil]

As a teacher, I knocked myself out headbutting ceiling pretending to be a particle, star-jumping off a desk.

I've set my arm on fire when lit ethanol trickled down sleeve, from my hand.

I've burnt my ear listening if gas was coming out of a bunsen.

Please don't give me a gun.

[Sydney @SydneeeeyClark]

@BBCR1 I passed my driving test first time despite crashing into the test centre 😂

[Sydney @SydneeeeyClark]

@ChelseaGray__ I got you 😂

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

Modern feminism: a woman’s right to choose what she does with her body - unless radical feminists don’t like it. https://t.co/bzWdULRSUc

[Myles Stephenson @MylesRakSu]

Oi lol 😂 before xfactor my lil bro asked for a hot tub! Mum (with no faith) laughed and said if the boys win then you can have one! She f**cked up & bro went hot tub shopping today 😂 moral of story!! #DontDoubtTheRak

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

“Slight change of plan” - Translation: This new, hastily cobbled-together plan bears absolutely no relation to the original plan

[Scotty T MBE @ScottGShore]

It’s now acceptable to use fuck it it’s christmas

Do you wanna have a few drinks. Ye fuck it it’s Xmas

Shall we have that 2nd desert. Ye fuck it it’s Xmas

Do you want to have this threesome. Ye fuck it it’s Xmas

#jinglebollox

[Shay Mitchell @shaymitch]

Sundays seem more Sunday in the fall...you know?! 💃🏻🍂🌲🍁🍃🎃☕️

[Jazzybum @Jazzybumblee]

Unpopular opinion: blood family doesn't mean much to me.

Family in the sense of who's actually been there for me, means the world!

[Sydney @SydneeeeyClark]

Watching @Jazzybumblee in that green costume has actually got me dying 😭🤣 https://t.co/RQe6kRlKzx #MondayMade

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Things Brits never believe:
How hot it is
How cold it is
How dark it is
How light it is
That it's nearly Summer
That it's nearly Christmas

[Sydney @SydneeeeyClark]

@ChelseaGray__ 😂☺️ https://t.co/PCoxMG0Ol9

[Sydney @SydneeeeyClark]

How is it possible that a few weeks ago 2 fans wouldn't cut the heat and not I feel like turning the heating on?? 😨

[Charlotte Crosby @Charlottegshore]

Sometimes....it's easier to just stop caring 😶

[Sydney @SydneeeeyClark]

Isn't it so funny watching your dog watch TV 😂🐶

[eco sister @hiitaylorblake]

BITCH I WILL CRY GENUINE GENOVIAN TEARS DO NOT PLAY W MY MF EMOTIONS https://t.co/7SzzZpKNYz