Sydney Wolfe

[Sydney Wolfe @Sydneeywolfee]

@TimHortons where do you get off calling this a cheese and EGG English muffin. Ruined my 8 hour shift. I assume I instantly win the car from roll up the rim to make up for this

[Sydney Wolfe @Sydneeywolfee]

When you’re so innocent that your tanning lady is the first person to see you in your birthday suit #bigmilestones

[Sydney Wolfe @Sydneeywolfee]

@TomHolland1996 coming with me to my prom would make it “infinity” times better

[Sydney Wolfe @Sydneeywolfee]

@dmj3160 @UglyJimbo You passed out in my car and fell out of it when we got to your house

[Funny Vines @FunnyViness]

When you check your grades online
https://t.co/efsm9AMSrr

[Sydney Wolfe @Sydneeywolfee]

@gracefranks25 that's only what good kids do wtf

[Sydney Wolfe @Sydneeywolfee]

Everyone celebrating V-Day with there boy/girl for the first time when my Grammie has been loyal with chocolates for 16 years