the human is hosting a get together this evening. and i am told there will be snacks. so my goal. will be to convince every single guest. that i have not eaten. in several weeks
Catherine was feeding Isaiah today. Seeing as her name is Catherine and she breastfeeds, it was only a matter of time before I said, “How’s he enjoying the catnip?”
I mean, she signed up for this when she married me so it’s really her fault her life turned out this way.
If I hear one more person say “I wasn’t impressed with her dress” 🤦🏼♀️ SHES ABSOLUTELY GROEGOUS STUNNING CLASSIC AND ABOVE ALL ELSE MARRIED TO THE LOVE OF HER LIFE. She’s prolly not impressed with your 1 bedroom apartment Helen. She sleeps in a castle now. https://t.co/9Lin0HvP5R
Proud to say that after begging for a puppy since age 10... finally at 22 I have convinced my dad and I am now currently reading “puppies for dummies” 🐶🐶