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the silliest of gooses

[squid @SydneyRatte]

@gwynisthebest @leavemealon8 humble those hoes

[squid @SydneyRatte]

My entire week was made when i went to buy notepads for the office and the first question on Amazon said “I cannot read or write. Can i still use the pads to make paper airplanes?”

[squid @SydneyRatte]

@_lyseee actually a dope idea. I’ll be ur first patron!!!

[Lady Emily 💙👻💙🍉 @EmilyBanting1]

@semispeaking Sounds very much like :

[squid @SydneyRatte]

@gunningclaws @mm961_ @bocxtop

[squid @SydneyRatte]

@_dangerousbeans @DragonBoooty @antdogg777 @nick_talife Right, like the concept of childhood emotional neglect (CEM) is interesting & not rly talked about in mainstream psychology. Bc if you grew up in something that looked good & they gave you what you needed, you must be fine. But the emotional grey area is huge in this.

[squid @SydneyRatte]

@charlieconf @bocxtop ok u bring up a lot of stuff here that i stored away holy shit. Anyone else have to sit through 12 HOUR TRACK MEETS to run 1 fuckin lap 😫😫

[squid @SydneyRatte]

@mm961_ @bocxtop YES. Sometimes i wonder what life would be like if we were allowed to learn about real life in public education. So many of us have similar struggles. We’re forced to learn learn learn, go to college, and then pick your job. Like Is that rly it? they be fucking us up.

[squid @SydneyRatte]

It just can’t be. the aliens were here.

[prance @bocxtop]

this can't be the same body i used to wake up at 7 to go to school for eight hours then go to practice then come home and do chores then homework

[squid @SydneyRatte]

Just discovered what ruminating means. Oooo boy do i have a fun new topic for therapy next week 🤗

[squid @SydneyRatte]

Until now my 53 year old mother has refused to have any social media whatsoever. She did not buckle to the pressures of Facebook OR Instagram. But last weekend i helped her make a tiktok while my dad said it’s a China app. We ignored him and kept laughing at tiktoks

[squid @SydneyRatte]

The multiple inboxes on my phone email is such a gamble. “American Eagle 30% off fall sweaters” “Jerry did this manhole get fixed?” “Bumble- people are noticing you!”

[UtterlyInteresting @UtterlyInterest]

I’ve never wondered how a Giraffe eats grass before, but this is majestic!

[𝚃𝙾𝙽𝚈✞ @chuntichino__]

This video is always gonna be funny https://t.co/8OfDUDye9c

[Saturday Night Live @nbcsnl]

Real Bostonians agree. Sam Adams Pumpkin Ale is a winnah.

[Eric Feigl-Ding @DrEricDing]

📍Everyone needs to read this incredible dumpster fire 🔥 aggressive letter to current CDC Director Robert Redfield from former CDC director Foege who once stopped smallpox. You won’t regret it. It’s a desperate letter to save the CDC from Trump. #COVID19 https://t.co/GiwOiaZo0v

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

just gonna say it. far too many seltzers on the market

[squid @SydneyRatte]

@Autie_Radig @roobsraad l o l

[Henpecked Hal @HenpeckedHal]

My 20 year old cousin got his own apartment and it's going pretty well

[David Vasquez @TheRealDav1D]

The way these dogs recreate their photos is all I needed to see today. 😭 https://t.co/cTppa93FX0