Syd Stanton

A writer and one magnificent bastard.

[Syd Stanton @SydtheSnake]

@commentiquette I spent all day that day on a UK NordVPN server and now all my porn sites are asking me for faceID. Thanks Erik

[Syd Stanton @SydtheSnake]

@1776rocky @wrongwaycomey @JackPosobiec Imagine thinking demons exist and it’s not the kid fucker you voted in, you dumb cuck

[Syd Stanton @SydtheSnake]

@marionumber4

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@KennyLauderdal3

[Nick Mullen @nycguidovoice]

This may be an unwelcome dose of optimism, but keep in mind the more planes that crash, the less planes we have in the sky, which means a much lower chance of another 9/11, which we are very much at risk of right now.

[Syd Stanton @SydtheSnake]

@libemister @RealHousewifeMi 🥾👅

[Syd Stanton @SydtheSnake]

@benaveryisgood It’s almost like something you would say on lemon party between helpings of butter chicken

[Syd Stanton @SydtheSnake]

@samuel_costner It’s almost like killing in the name of a sky daddy based on the narrative pushed by the people in power in any society kind of sucks ass

[Nick Mullen @nycguidovoice]

Wrt Daniel Penny, imo if you’re in New York and there’s a person on the train even remotely threatening people you should pull the emergency brake. Normalize pulling red levers and different cables. There should also be a way for passengers to activate the trains horn

[Adam Friedland @AdamFriedland]

From apprentice?

[Syd Stanton @SydtheSnake]

@commentiquette Spotify is genuwinely better than Apple Music

[Comment Etiquette @commentiquette]

Funny you should mention ditches considering how many trash bags full of dogs you leave in them

[Syd Stanton @SydtheSnake]

@stavvybaby Remember when you did Cum Town?

[Syd Stanton @SydtheSnake]

@nycguidovoice We’re back

[Syd Stanton @SydtheSnake]

@nycguidovoice Welcome back

[Mike Scollins @mikescollins]

mel gibson losing it at the eclipse

[Syd Stanton @SydtheSnake]

@nycguidovoice @GoodnightsCC Lay off the kratom tweeting

[Comment Etiquette @commentiquette]

Apologies in advance to the cops I beat up tonight

[Syd Stanton @SydtheSnake]

@dante_eats

[Nick Mullen @nycguidovoice]

my standup special is now live, please watch and share. thanks folks

https://t.co/pGcEIZaK9x