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[Sync Master @SyncMaster263]

I almost died the other day, because I had a medical emergency and the old person I live with did not know how to use a smart phone to dial 911. Luckily I live in an apartment. Might have to go back to landlines or something.

[Sync Master @SyncMaster263]

@longlivejb216 @ikthom7k @onlyreadancer She survived.

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@NotYerSlave @adgirlMM If it looks like a duck, quacks like a duck, it's a duck buddy lol

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@NotYerSlave @adgirlMM The service is to participate in the social security ponzi scheme. Then they get to use your lifelong taxpaying labor as collateral to float bonds for loans.

[Sync Master @SyncMaster263]

@staceydash Hey @staceydash , hit my inbox if you're serious and want me to teach you how to time travel or rollback time. You'll probably be in a parallel universe though.

[Sync Master @SyncMaster263]

@mrdodger1966 @staceydash But with your help and mine, you can go back to when he was alive and take him back even further.

[Sync Master @SyncMaster263]

@mrdodger1966 @staceydash Actually, she can. I've done it before.

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@adgirlMM @NotYerSlave It's not a law. It's a statute. Your parents got you a social security number to claim you on their taxes. You pay taxes because you're acting as a government agent under contract for service, not a free man or woman under contract for hire.

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@dom_lucre Break both his arms. He can't hit nobody else with his arms broke.

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@mymixtapez Forgot no makeup. Everything that glitters ain't gold. Which ones don't got no STD?

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@StreetFightsHQ Half of it already gone from taxes 😂

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@WESTCOASTDOC He was mine too, until he started trying to rap like Jeezy and couldn't pull it off right 😂

[Sync Master @SyncMaster263]

Boost Mobile is great until you run out of data. You can't restart your plan, add-on packs are $5 for every 2GB, then they don't even work with your mobile hotspot.

[Sync Master @SyncMaster263]

@want2loveyouu1 @503Saraidiaz I might could make some money off of her though. Make some content together on webcam for our subscribers 😂

[Sync Master @SyncMaster263]

All of us are a bunch of numbers; 1s and 0s which represent yeses and noes, success or failure, love and hate etc.

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@TyTyTyTyTylerG @Lost1million Damn, Robinhood fired you from trading under them 😂

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DoorDash really paying their drivers $2 for a delivery. That don't even cover gas. Y'all should be ashamed of yourselves. I looked at your income statement and balance sheet on your 10-Q. You guys are not even close to going bankrupt, so you can afford to pay your drivers.

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@Imposter_Edits If he did sell dope, why would he be stupid enough to keep the dope in a flashy car like that?

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@ced_jayy There's no way I'm letting a baby sized bear take my food.