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[Kleebørp @Sysko13]

@AstraLeah @taj_talks @Nyhmnim Didnt mean it as an insult just a statement

[Kleebørp @Sysko13]

@AstraLeah @taj_talks @Nyhmnim Trust me I work in the service industry I was my hands in 1 day than you bathe in an entire month

[Kleebørp @Sysko13]

@taj_talks @Nyhmnim I love these sleeves but for some reason (could just be user error tbh) they seem to get grimey faster than any other sleeves I've ever used. Like they tend to stick together after just 3 weeks of use. Still probably my favorite brand.

[Matt Van Swol @mattvanswol]

🚨#BREAKING: Police in New Bern NC are asking the public's help to identify the two men who cut down a brand-new Flock camera that was just installed.

The public allegedly has submitted hundreds of tips by sending in names like "Batman and Robin" and "Lone Ranger and Tonto."

[Dissident West @dissidentwest]

I wonder if Haaland realizes he now carries the hopes and dreams of 100 million Americans rooting for Norway to win the World Cup.

[FLA Henrique @flahenriquebr]

Fizeram um compilado de 4 minutos mostrando os lances em que a Argentina foi favorecida contra o Egito.

Simplesmente um escândalo mundial. Quanta sujeira envolvida. 🤢

[ludwig @LudwigAhgren]

Messi the goat but this team is coddled by refs

This win was stolen from Egypt I have never seen a game this cheated in my life and and I have been watching soccer for weeks now

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

Trump wants Balogun to play for the US but wants to strip him of his birthright citizenship.

You can't make this stuff up.

[lil uzi virtue signal @ClayHarted]

theres currently a battle on my timeline between anti-smoking content (chain smoking cat girl) and pro-smoking content (cool chinese cigarettes)

[ana⁴⁴ @anapau_villa]

Jude Bellingham no solo fue a buscar a Morita: le dio su playera, le sonrió, le dijo USTED TAMBIÉN y lo abrazó.

Hijo de la chingada DÉJAME ODIARTE!

[The Touchfine | 𝐓 @TouchfineX_]

🚨🗣️ Zlatan Ibrahimovic on FIFA reversing the Balogun red card against Bosnia:

🗣️ “I don’t want to speak, because it if I speak I might get my bags packing back home by tomorrow.”

[Wiso Vazquez 🇲🇽 @WisoVazquez]

Very sad indeed

[Patrick S. Tomlinson @stealthygeek]

Literary what Martha Stewart went to federal prison for and he just announces his kids are all guilty.

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

El Beanico.

[Rogue FitSurgeon @FitSurgeon]

"Tienes que apoyar a tus hermanos latinoamericanos"

Yo mañana en catemaco, haciendole brujeria a Messi y apoyando a Cabo Verde desde la cuna:

[autist @litteralyme0]

Me supporting Cape Verde without knowing what part of the planet it's located in

[This You? @Thiss_Youu]

Americans realizing Trump out-traded Pelosi in just 1 year compared to what she did in 25 years

[Praise @tufpraise]

Every time ICE arrested someone, they blasted the person's face all over the internet.

Why is this one different?

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

He now wants the historic Cherry Trees that were gifted from Japan in 1910 REMOVED, along with the bike path so he can build a golf course.

Guy's! HE'S PLANNING ON CUTTING DOWN THE CHERRY TREES. THE FUCKING CHERRY TREES OF DC.

This better not happen.

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

Zohran Mamdani's wealth tax raised $12bn a year in just New York City.

It's time to tax the rich everywhere.