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[Penguin @T0plesspenguin]

@DFWAirport Why is your baggage claim so slow awful?

[Ronnie Van Lokeren @TheInfamousE]

Umm...the DFW airport is absolute trash. Jesus.

[Penguin @T0plesspenguin]

Wanna work ridiculous hours and still get garbage pay? Become a paramedic #EMSlife

[Penguin @T0plesspenguin]

@A_NurSedative @OhMyCorgi mantequilla!!!

[Penguin @T0plesspenguin]

WRX, BRZ, OR GTI? Which one???
#SUBARU #Volkswagen #gearhead

[Fernanda @dawergirl]

My future dog 😂😂😂😂

[Penguin @T0plesspenguin]

When you feel worse for the nice car that was wrecked than you do the driver. Only sweet dreams now my beauty...
#paramedic #gearhead #GTR

[Taylor Zhou @canibagthat]

Surgeon: "what is this music!"
Me: "if you don't like it, then operate faster!"

@ORDailyQuote

[Criminelle Law @CriminelleLaw]

Brock Turner is out of jail.

HIDE YA KIDS HIDE YA WIVES AND HIDE YA HUSBANDS TOO

[JJ Sherwood @JJ_Sherwood]

LOL this is gold!!!!! #DND

[Penguin @T0plesspenguin]

@AsaAkira What's up with the sudden use of these cotton gloves in porn? They look comfy af, I'm just curious.

[Jacob A. Johnson @JacobAJohnson17]

@T0plesspenguin Don't forget about my boy #Bantu. #buttsoutforbantu

[Penguin @T0plesspenguin]

I'm investing in gorilla costumes and baby dolls before Halloween hits.
#Harambe #Halloween

[Scarlett 💗 @diamond_laty]

Can I get an amen??💗 https://t.co/44xpxCe474

[Penguin @T0plesspenguin]

Ambulance, Taxi, it's all the same. #paramedic

[Sevorella @A_NurSedative]

#romance

[Asa Akira @AsaAkira]

Lately I can't stop buying garden supplies and for the first time in my life hoeing is costing me money instead of making it

[Penguin @T0plesspenguin]

Is there something in the water that had made people ass holes today?
#CheerUp #seeyounexttuesday