Fake Canadian

Some people say they want to live forever, that’s way too long. I’ll just get through today

[Boneduck @realBoneDuck]

just set up the baby's playpen

[Armin @ArrminEm]

I’ve done acid more times than I had cottage cheese

[Icy @whereicy]

twitter is the best platform for peopIe who regularly just taIk to themselves

[Fake Canadian @T1nyCanadian]

It’s bc we get our beauty sleep instead of spending our time worrying abt what fuck ass shit our president will do next 😉

[goober @goobqer]

why does every canadian feel the need to be extremely beautiful

[Fake Canadian @T1nyCanadian]

Word

[Fake Canadian @T1nyCanadian]

Happy pride assholes

[Fake Canadian @T1nyCanadian]

LGBT? You mean let's get bitches together

[Fake Canadian @T1nyCanadian]

Eat shit, Montreal

[Fake Canadian @T1nyCanadian]

Flames won against oilers last night? God is good

[Fake Canadian @T1nyCanadian]

Went and saw Korn live w/ Gojira and Loathe
12/10, I think I can die happy now

[Fake Canadian @T1nyCanadian]

@3rdeyedull This

[Fake Canadian @T1nyCanadian]

@3rdeyedull It is shrooms or just weirdly psychedelic packaging

[Fake Canadian @T1nyCanadian]

The first one was good (last 40 mins was stupid, idgaf about Akaza and I sure as fuck don’t feel bad for him) but I don’t wanna wait until 2029 for the rest:(

[Fake Canadian @T1nyCanadian]

Finally caught up on demon slayer, the movies have so much potential but I worry they’re gonna fuck em up

[Fake Canadian @T1nyCanadian]

@3rdeyedull I won’t listen (that’s the woman in me)

[Fake Canadian @T1nyCanadian]

Finally caught up on demon slayer, the movies have so much potential but I worry they’re gonna fuck em up

[Fake Canadian @T1nyCanadian]

@3rdeyedull With a good amount of seasoning and butter

[Fake Canadian @T1nyCanadian]

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