Tom Clements

merch @novaramedia & standup - brentford fc - abolish the monarchy - acab - legalise all drugs!

[Tom Clements @taclements]

Woked and boked.

[Tom Clements @taclements]

Got so stressed out last night hearing fireworks go off in the woodland area near my flat. Is this what dogs feel like?

[Tom Clements @taclements]

@pauline_a_d Yes but we train more examiners.

[Tom Clements @taclements]

I honestly think everyone should have to retake their driving theory and practical every 10 years.

[recrudescence! 😱(look it up!) @Lynbodegas]

So,!hearing Mr Burnham wants over 70’s to retake driving tests every 3 years!! Discrimination I call it. If this is the case, everyone should re-take a test every 3 years!!

[Tom Clements @taclements]

@RobinJPickering @pauline_a_d Sounds like capitalism which I hate. The state should train more examiners. Privatising doesn’t work which is why no new reservoirs have been built in England since the 90s.

[Tom Clements @taclements]

Disgusting that the price of my Ryanair flights went up by £7 during my booking and there was nothing I could do about it.

[Tom Clements @taclements]

@andyburnham Give Spain the Falklands as a joke.

[Tom Clements @taclements]

This is the final that America deserves.

[Tom Clements @taclements]

@nick210463 @chris_kammy Yeah pretty sure that’s illegal.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

“There's an AI tool for that.”

Okay, so???? There's probably an Ed Sheeran song for it too. I honestly don't give a fuck.

[Tom Clements @taclements]

We should get a bank holiday today for everyone to stay in bed and stare at the ceiling all day.

[Isaac_kh @isaac_kh]

Just remember if you're supporting the Argentinian football team today you are not a socialist not a Marxist and after the revolution you will get what's coming to you

[Tom Clements @taclements]

@Oliver1338110 @Tom227007888772 @SheffieldUnited Watched him play when we had Wednesday in the FA Cup and he was tearing it up. Really hope he has a good season with you.

[Emma @WhatTheForkAVFC]

I do believe i have happened upon my favourite England edit of the day.

I’m in the mood. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[Tom Clements @taclements]

@LUFC Disappointing AI slop. Boooooooooo

[Tom Clements @taclements]

@CountBinface Do you think you’ll reconsider standing at any point, or are you committing regardless of what other major parties do?

[Owen Jones @owenjonesjourno]

He's launching an OnlyFans

[Callum🗿 @CaliJ98]

This fella is the reason we’re in the Quarters btw

[Tom Judge @JudgeTheFuture]

It’s like the Your Party launch but for the upper middle classes

[Tom Clements @taclements]

Can't wait till Burnham is PM and we get some Greater Manchester derby days like Arsenal vs Spurs and Palace vs Brighton.