Tom Clements

merch @novaramedia & standup - brentford fc - abolish the monarchy - acab - legalise all drugs!

[Tom Clements @taclements]

Woked and boked.

[Ash Sarkar @AyoCaesar]

I was supposed to chair the @hasanthehun discussion at SXSW this week, who's been banned from entering the UK by Shabana Mahmood. First of all, @sxsw must facilitate a way for Hasan and Cenk to contribute remotely, as a bare minimum refusal to comply with government censorship.

[Tom Clements @taclements]

Could be wrong but I think this makes him the second England player to join Barca in the space of two years. Before that it wasn't until Gary Lineker.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨💣 BREAKING: Anthony Gordon to Barcelona, here we go! Official bid accepted now by Newcastle board and Saudi owners.

€70m fixed fee plus add-ons to bring final package over €80m for #NUFC.

Gordon set to travel this week for medical and contract signing at FCB. 🔵🔴✈️

[Tom Clements @taclements]

@brentford_daily Wildly wrong. Old badge is much better.

[Tom Clements @taclements]

Anyone who owns a narrowboat is desperately hoping the media will shut up about narrowboat owners not paying council tax because no narrowboat owner pays council tax.

[Michael Walsh @thatbloodyMikey]

I don't care what your political Leaning is, If you're out here defending a Politicians right to be paid a £100,000 a year, to get pissed on Subsidised Cocktails before going to Vote against your interests & rights, you are the epitome of a back broken, peasant-brained Serf.

[HutchOnline @Hutch_Online]

Hannah Spencer: "Someone shat on the floor."

Every single Labour MP: "What's wrong with shitting on the floor? Some times we work long hours. We are perfectly within our rights to shit on the floor."

[osama @0ba0sama]

Americans after finding that a group of fish is called 'school'

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @xthfcross]

oh look at me i’m brentford, im in a european place in the run in, my manager is doing an amazing job in his first season of management, all my players are talented footballers and model citizens that save kittens from trees and look after people, i actually make my fans happy…

[nathan || CVR 2027 @queerredfield]

bring back rainbow armbands.
bring back rainbow shoelaces.
bring back genuine team pride posts.
punish homophobic players.
punish homophobic fans.
fine homophobic clubs.

enough is enough.

[Cjh @cjhhhh21]

Fair play to Brentford btw, done the double over us smashing us both times and scammed £55m of us for the worst number 9 we've ever had, getting Europe next season as well, they must be pissing themselves laughing at our shambles

[Craig @craigtbfc]

Just so we’re clear.

A DELIBERATE pull back is not a penalty
But
2 players running in the same direction ACCIDENTALLY tangle legs is a penalty

Making the rules up as they go

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

Brentford are an unbelievably run club. They made Yoane Wissa and Thomas Frank look good.

[Tom Clements @taclements]

@Keir_Starmer Shame you don't know someone who could tax the rich and bring utility prices down by nationalising. Must be a hard job doing what you do :(

[Ava-Santina @AvaSantina]

That photo of Andrew circulating is one of the most disgusting things I’ve seen. We need a full inquiry into what the Royal Family did and didn’t know. This is a national disgrace.

[JimmyTheGiant @jimthegiant]

When I was on the right I was taught to see people like this orange haired person as "weak", "mentally unstable", "cucks"....

But all I've seen in the last few years is that they are the ones who immediately stand up to hate, they don't sit there quietly, they actually do something

[Tom Clements @taclements]

@AaronBastani @hayasaka_aryan Sloppy yank!!!!! 😂 truly an unrivalled insult

[Gary McQuiggin @ggaaarrryyyy]

SPECIAL OFFER: For every Marx t-shirt sold this month we will deduct £1 from Michael's salary.
https://t.co/YvBnSNlwIt

[Tom Clements @taclements]

I hate Burnely so much.

[Tom Clements @taclements]

I’ve never wanted a Villa win so bad.

[Tom Clements @taclements]

Can't wait for this.

[Novara Media @novaramedia]

Announcing another live edition of If I Speak!

On 16 December, Ash and Moya will be joined by very special guest @jordanfstephens – musician, actor and bestselling author of Avoidance, Drugs, Heartbreak & Dogs. Jordan will be talking about what it means to be a modern man and – as it traditional on the show – answering your dilemmas.

Join us at @EartHackney and get your tickets now: https://t.co/TECEQkyHzh