Tiago Gomes Ferreira

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"This is embarrassing, but would you believe we actually met offline?" - married couples in 5 years http://t.co/GYYAPZ6FPm

[Tiago Gomes Ferreira @TAGFS]

http://t.co/aLMQFQbK Don't believe in climate change, rap fans? Tell that to Vanilla Slush, Water Cube, and LL Warm J.

[Tiago Gomes Ferreira @TAGFS]

http://t.co/lgAPhKui The Vietnamese hooker who works next to the asbestos factory always says, "Ooh, me so thelioma."

[Tiago Gomes Ferreira @TAGFS]

"I don't belong here" - dreadlock on a white guy http://t.co/7AvBLrMu

[Tiago Gomes Ferreira @TAGFS]

My grocery list tells the story: limes, beer, TP, creamer, donuts, batteries, excedrin, a life. http://t.co/hW7fplPe