Talha Asif Patel

🇵🇰| 🇩🇪 Alumnus: University of Mannheim and LUMS. Tweets about cricket and general chutyapay in life. Dil sy molvi, dimag sy liberal aur kaafi leftist

[Talha Asif Patel @TAPatel91]

I think my photography career has ended. Nothing will ever be able to exceed this.
Taken in Budva, Montenegro

[Talha Asif Patel @TAPatel91]

@antifatwa His AI will probably stop writing such stuff when they start denying him visa extensions because of non-eu reisepass

[Talha Asif Patel @TAPatel91]

My opinion is heavily influenced by Dr Israar Ahmeds lectures (who himself said Iqbal had a huge influence on him)

[Talha Asif Patel @TAPatel91]

My opinion is that if someone talks about Iqbal as a poet without splitting it, its not a nuanced discussion.
Iqbal pre 1930s is a completely different poet from Iqbal post 1930.
Iqbal post 1930s obviously belongs to the top row.

[K @Kb3463]

Pyramid of Urdu poetry:

You all can argue though 🫠

[Talha Asif Patel @TAPatel91]

I really have no interest in Laal baig or whatever he says.
Magar Tooting main Biryani wala ki biryani is THE BEST biryani i have had outside of Karachi. Proper Daig wali biryani aur zaaiqa ubhar ubhar ky nikal raha thaa. Jo log ye Biryani jaa kar khaa sakte hain, try kijiye

[People’s Commissar @faisal_parla]

Exhibit A.

[Talha Asif Patel @TAPatel91]

@itshammadd Agar chahiye ho tou i will send you a referral for an app called Lemfi. Best rates for transferring to Pakistan

[Talha Asif Patel @TAPatel91]

@itshammadd Wise ky rates baray ghatya hotay hain waisy

[Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth]

Remember to treat your body like a data center.

Consume as much literature and water as possible.

[Talha Asif Patel @TAPatel91]

@TahirImran Jealous? 😂
Aap jis mulk ky qanoon ki baat kar rahay hain uskay qanoon main kayi saalon sy jhel raha hon.

Mera point bas ye thaa journalist honay ki haisiyat sy you have to be a bit more responsible about what you say.

[Talha Asif Patel @TAPatel91]

Yahan german local authorities germany main rehnay walon ko saalon reply nahi karti and we’re supposed to believe that they replied to a foreign journalist at an urgent request. Agar asal main reply aaya tha tou screenshot bhi attach kardete bhai.
And the permit is expired btw

[Tahir Imran Mian ✈ @TahirImran]

@Forgotten_to_Be @GulfAir It’s not work permit. It’s a permit. I checked with local council who categorically said it is a valid document.
It is permit expiry.
Her father is German citizen.

[Talha Asif Patel @TAPatel91]

@Tradeologypk Can you break it down for a newbie what are these three risk levels? And what it means to leave the market at first level/2nd level?

[Talha Asif Patel @TAPatel91]

I can bet this guy has not done a 2 minute search about the recent employment statistics in Germany.

[Habibullah Khan @Huk06]

Pakistanis spent 4.5 billion rupees just in rejected visa applications to UK & Europe.

Yet Germany saw a 14% rise in Pakistani Students over 2 years. This isn’t a bug it’s a feature. Germans are looking for STEM graduates to compete with China & US.

[Talha Asif Patel @TAPatel91]

@AzamAKhan2 Context? Who/what is ARN?

[Prof. Karl Lauterbach @Karl_Lauterbach]

In Pakistan gelingt die Energiewende, weil in Masse Solarzellen aus China gekauft werden und auf Dächer kommen. Es ist schade, dass wir diesen Markt nicht haben, obgleich wir einen großen Vorsprung in dieser Technologie hatten. Fossile Ideologie hat uns das Geschäft gekostet.

[Talha Asif Patel @TAPatel91]

@QalandariGooner Okay sir, i will break it down for your lahori brain: Biryani aur pulao donon main chawal aur gosht hota hai. But do you ever compare those two?

[Talha Asif Patel @TAPatel91]

Proper Lahorri.
Comparing qeema to kabab. Ab koi waja hi hai inki qismat main itna saara khotay ka gosht likha gaya hai.

[Mian Mobeen Shafaat 🇵🇸🇵🇰 🍁 @mobeenshafaat]

I was in Karachi a couple of days ago and had this Waheed fry kabab thing. 😭
I guess people will find it acceptable if they never had Seefai ka Qeema in Lahore. My taste buds were properly dejected after this.
I usually have food from regular Karachi restaurants when I’m there and I never went to Burns Road fearing it won’t live up to Desi chicken karahi of Nadeem Butt, mutton Joints at Paradise canteen, Sheefai ka Qeema, and Qeemai Ka Naan of Khan Baba and I was right.

[Talha Asif Patel @TAPatel91]

@AribaShahid @aliasad1998 @realayc

[Talha Asif Patel @TAPatel91]

She probably has no idea about this

https://t.co/vFNqxA1ePp

[Zuha Malik @zoemalyks_chai]

🇵🇰 Girls, all Master's programs in Germany are free. You need to know German & you need to have PKR 4M in a locked bank account. Ik the latter sounds daunting but it's only 20 months of a 200K salary. You can literally make that at a call center. In the meantime, install Duolingo

[Talha Asif Patel @TAPatel91]

All he did was talk about, “agar kisi gori sy setting karke shaadi hojaaye tou german passport kitna easy hojaye ga. Mere maamay ki bhi aisi lottery lagi hai UK main”

[Talha Asif Patel @TAPatel91]

I met the OPTP wala irl once upon a time. Salay ny mujhy tou muft ki cold drink bhi nahi pilaayi thee.

[Talha Asif Patel @TAPatel91]

Giving her the benefit of doubt, maybe she has spent a few weeks as a traveler in Europe, definitely never lived there.
She definitely has no idea about the cost of living crisis or the unemployment rates or the rising right wing movement in Germany.
Paid consultant…whatta joke

[Zuha Malik @zoemalyks_chai]

🇵🇰 Girls, all Master's programs in Germany are free. You need to know German & you need to have PKR 4M in a locked bank account. Ik the latter sounds daunting but it's only 20 months of a 200K salary. You can literally make that at a call center. In the meantime, install Duolingo