Kurt Schmel

I need a new bio. I'm putting this here to remind me to write one eventually.

[Kurt Schmel @TBMGKurt]

Called it weeks ago. 1 and done. Fire Pattulo.

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Bored this week while I wait to get back to school so I looked at some of the DC crime statistics. I was able to identify some of the high crime areas:
-PA Ave between 9th & 10th
-PA Ave between 15th & 17th
-Independence + Constitution Aves between 2nd & 4th
-7th & D

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@ABC7 Hey @ABC7 how about letting your anchors know that fires are generally named for the nearest street to the origin of the fire, in this case AUTO Center Drive. Thus AUTO Fire.

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Theives at @Music_Gateway still trying to charge me for a membership that I cancelled over 2 years ago. Friggin criminals. Avoid!

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Do you check the tires when you rent a car? I check for damage but I've never looked that closely at the tires. I will check them now. I don't think @Budget should have allowed this car to be used. Not like this.

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@ThatEricAlper Damn you

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@PhillyInquirer Geez, you'd think Joey would hang out with a better class of people

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We are watching the birth of a super villain.

Maher is Einhorn.
Einhorn is Maher.

#HowBoutDemCowboys

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Fire Manny #firemanny #umiami #miamifootball

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Worse coach: Nick Siriani or Manny Diaz?

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All I can say is #FireManny

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Wait...did the Birds just prove Blind Squirrel Theory? Luck can win 2 or 3 games, not produce a winning, playoff caliber team. I'd rather have Urban Meyer than this overmatched high school coaching staff.

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@cliffhillis Does this apply to all, or is Roger exempted?

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Does @cvspharmacy actually hire any competent staff or do they only pick the bottom 5% from pharmacy classes?

[Kurt Schmel @TBMGKurt]

Might be time to sue @Disneyland for the refund that is a year overdue

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45+ minutes, disorganized evacuate, and even more disorganized to give us fastpasses...it's like @Disneyland forgot how to deal with situations

[Kurt Schmel @TBMGKurt]

.@Disneyland Gonna evacuate Pirates any time soon? Or should we just swim for it? 30 min is long enough.

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Bored. Time to evacuate the ride already.

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Fire Manny #canes #umiami #canesfootball

[Kurt Schmel @TBMGKurt]

@SouthwestAir took our plane out from under us. Do we get stuck here? Do we get stuck in Denver? Do we make it home? Do we go elsewhere? Only the Shadow knows.