TC Morning Drop Off Monitors

Providing direction to the directionless. The rules are simple: pull in, drop off, move along. No dillying; no dallying. Matthew 7:12 Parody account.

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Friday the 13th - Drop Off Line Monitors Revenge. In theaters Fall 2019. Not recommended for audiences who can’t follow the rules. #pullindropoffmovealong

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Security camera footage of this morning’s drop of line. #dontgetoutandgivehugs

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Six days in and no Bobby Law sighting yet. #weneedahero

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Jungleland https://t.co/31TRsGiHsn

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Forty four years ago today The Boss released Born to Run. Little known fact: the last song on the album was dedicated to the the TC Drop Off Line.

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No, not Born to Run.

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@QuistofFate NoT ThE WhiSTle!

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Apparently today was “Harry & Lloyd Day” in the ol’ drop off line.

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It’s not even 8 am and we’ve had 3 drop offs on Prospect. #prayfortherulebreakers

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We’ll chalk today’s disaster of a drop-off to everybody being rusty (except for us - we were magnificent). Looking forward to better results on day #2. #tryharder

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@QuistofFate No. Three people we HAVE sat in the drop off line with. Borgnine’s stories were hilarious. Especially about Ethel Merman.

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If tomorrow’s Opening Day is like past years we expect a lot of questions. In anticipation We’ve compiled answers to speed up the drop off line:

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The rules are simple, people. Pull in, drop off, and move along. No dillying. No dallying.

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1. Yes, but not on Sundays
2. Not especially
3. Chocolate, but especially with sprinkles
4. An African or European Swallow?
5. Kato Kaelin, Ernest Borgnine, and Mary-Louis Parker
6. Over easy
7. Heinz 57

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We appreciate all the fan mail! We missed most of you too!

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We’re tingling with anticipation for the 1st day of school tomorrow. #pullindropoffmovealong

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Current mood

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For the record, the Dutch found Greenland first.

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As part of the sponsorship, drop off line monitors will now wear snazzy and fashionable Shell branded attire. Also available soon for you to take home via our Spirit Wear site.

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We’ve sold out. The 2019-2020 drop off line is sponsored by Royal Dutch Shell. For all your petrol needs we recommend Shell.