Russell (LPLT)

Cajun married to a pixburgh chick. Once a police officer. now an electrical engineer.

[Russell (LPLT) @TCF294]

Went flying today. Missed all the birds. Tried to race a KC-135. Confirmed “push on stick trees get bigger” theory. Found out pressing the “chemtrails” button dispenses stripper glitter. Pulled 3 g’s so I’m basically a fighter pilot now.
Call sign: Footlong.

[Russell (LPLT) @TCF294]

@GetMyGuitars Putting strings on my guitar. I was getting nowhere without them.

[Russell (LPLT) @TCF294]

@moonchild23580 Nope, I’m just a fuck buddy to me.

[Russell (LPLT) @TCF294]

@Airaxora “Russell” certainly hasn’t done me any favors…

[Russell (LPLT) @TCF294]

@MmisterNobody Honestly I can’t think of one.

[Russell (LPLT) @TCF294]

@MidwestStormsWX @ReedTimmerUSA Bro send me an Amazon link to whatever you are taking. Most enthusiastic response about a chicken sandwich I’ve ever seen. 😁

[Russell (LPLT) @TCF294]

@TheFungi669 Yes.

[Russell (LPLT) @TCF294]

@petaldairies Do it every day.

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@Hobbes459 Spit isn’t Lube

[Russell (LPLT) @TCF294]

@omgsidewalks Spit isn’t lube.

I know that’s 3 but it’s that important.

[Russell (LPLT) @TCF294]

@wingswin_ Welp, I guess I’m wiping with my sock again…

[Russell (LPLT) @TCF294]

Winamp.

[Hubert Thieblot @hthieblot]

Anyone who surfed the early web between 1995-2010.

What’s the one website/app you still think about?

[Russell (LPLT) @TCF294]

@MattWeaverRA @Kenny_Wallace Kenny’s changed man…

[Russell (LPLT) @TCF294]

@Bunny_ngl I miss typed the word “this” as “ythis” one time, in a single text. Since then, anytime I type the word “this” my iPhone autocorrects it to “ythis”.

Considering a group of pre-teens working 18hr days built it, I’d say that’s not too shabby.

[Russell (LPLT) @TCF294]

@philenespanol A Motorola Razor with a “peanut butter jelly time” ringtone & a blurry half pixel camera would be fire right now.

[Russell (LPLT) @TCF294]

@HQNewsNow Bitch 3 steaks $75 at the grocery store I don’t give a fuck about what color you picked.

[Russell (LPLT) @TCF294]

@DirtyMoMedia @vanillaice @DaleJr I’ve had interactions with both these people. Still can’t wrap my head around that.

(Vanilla Ice’s bodyguard for a day in 2010, met Jr at TMS 2023)

[Russell (LPLT) @TCF294]

@sarahdavisagain Wait till they show up south of the border.

Instantly went out and bought reading glasses and a subscription to aarp monthly.

[Mellz @ElectronixPurge]

Was thinking about it and @KyleBusch burnout marks are still there at Autoclub 🥲🥲

[Russell (LPLT) @TCF294]

@dennyhamlin Shoulda said “Dale dared me” in the post race interview. Woulda been epic lol