Michael Kemp

Lawyer. Leveler of the Playing Fields, Mis-educator of Puppy. Keeper of the Whiskey. General Poohbah.

[Michael Kemp @TCMKemp]

I don't know how - maybe as the dad of a young daughter - but my real-time reaction to the throne room scene in #HOTD was patronizing, misogynistic, and supportive at the same time.
"Go on, babygirl, you got this! You're a bad@ss! Don't let them see you hesitate!"
@jowrotethis

[Michael Kemp @TCMKemp]

@ConstitutionCtr Always love the informative pods, so when you introduced Sarah Isgur's book I paused & bought it like so many you recommended. But it only took about 90 seconds for my opinion of her to go from "Your book should be interesting" to "Marry me." Incredible segment.

[Michael Kemp @TCMKemp]

A family-law friend has a sign up: "Dance like no one is watching; email like it may be one day read around in a deposition." Which is funny, but no way to go through a marriage. And DEFINITELY no way for #SCOTUS to debate cases worried that their internal memos might be leaked.

[Michael Kemp @TCMKemp]

I feel like deaf people who absorb @GothamChess content only with closed captions have a WAY different experience than the rest of us. #GothamChess #AIisStupid

[Michael Kemp @TCMKemp]

@KyleBrandt and @jowrotethis rewatching Sneakers is the crossoverevent I never knew I needed. But the most fun fact about Sneakers happened two years ago, when Wells Fargo started voiceprint ID as verification for banking-by-phone, and you have to say "My voice is my passport."

[Michael Kemp @TCMKemp]

Would the last starter out of the #Vikings lineup please turn off the lights? #skol?

[Michael Kemp @TCMKemp]

@heykayadams ... to ask them why they they have so much D-line depth that they traded away a 17-game standout for peanuts while their secondary is Smith, Murphy, three tackling dummies, and a cardboard cutout of Brian Flores shouting "BOO!"?

[Michael Kemp @TCMKemp]

@vikingzfanpage I can find 11 wins on there.

[Michael Kemp @TCMKemp]

@vikingzfanpage

[Michael Kemp @TCMKemp]

This is some real @GothamChess stuff right here. With 6 seconds on the clock, take 1.5 seconds and sac... THE ROOK!! (RxB) Leaving just enough time to find checkmate with 0.1 seconds left... I just wish I played like this more often.

[Michael Kemp @TCMKemp]

Watching the #Wolves vs. #OKC game tonight...

[Michael Kemp @TCMKemp]

@jowrotethis Didn't know in #LastOfUs that the Matrix poster was nixed bc Joey Pants was in the episode. But the best example of semi-diageticism is The Martian, when they have a Project Elrond meeting that INCLUDES SEAN BEAN! Bonus points for Jeff Daniels claiming "Glorfindel."

[Michael Kemp @TCMKemp]

@Yfz84

[Michael Kemp @TCMKemp]

"Two items of questionable provenance" is a pretty good description of my fridge. #AndorSeason2

[Michael Kemp @TCMKemp]

Watching the #Wolves and #Lakers is starting to look a lot like watching soccer. I haven't seen this many flops since Marvel Phase 4. #Howl

[Michael Kemp @TCMKemp]

That's all I can think of now.

[Jen @jend04_]

@RapSheet They couldn’t make the other 600K guaranteed?

[Michael Kemp @TCMKemp]

After @jowrotethis added "The Scarlet Pimpernel" and "Fields of Athenry" to our lengthy list of obscure loves we share (and by "our list" I mean mine - she knows nothing about it), I'm pretty sure I should just blindly accept any of her recommendations from now on. #HouseofR

[Michael Kemp @TCMKemp]

I can't not read the "Readers added context" comment in the voice of Ron Howard narrating Arrested Development. #NFLDraft

[Michael Kemp @TCMKemp]

@KyleBrandt @gmfb @nflnetwork My brother in Christ - It wasn't some rumor already out there. You aired on NFL Network to discuss a story posted on https://t.co/Kwy41tvkS8, and in a segment with the author who sought and then posted the opinion and went on your show promoting it, blasted the negative publicity

[Michael Kemp @TCMKemp]

I was today years old when I found out that in Minnesota, by statute, sellers are NOT required in their sale disclosures the presence of paranormal activity in their home. Lead pipes? Yes. Ghosts? No. #ADayInTheLife