Tyler Cohen

[Tyler Cohen @TCO341]

@StephenM Bro please, at the very least if you liked or hated the guy when people die let us mourn or celebrate their life without turning everything into a trump dick riding post.

[Tyler Cohen @TCO341]

@atrupar Kinda sounds like Trump’s daily pressers @JDVance

[Tyler Cohen @TCO341]

@CharizardReign Purchased a couple cards my guy was super responsive and went above and beyond sending me pictures and videos of the card’s qualities I was interested in. Look forward to purchasing more and highly recommend buying from them!

[Tyler Cohen @TCO341]

Generationally soft administration

[David Wallace-Wells @dwallacewells]

The Department of Energy appears to have deleted its thermostat-level recommendations to avoid people noticing that their generic recommendation was to set indoor temperatures at the same level which Zohran has asked New Yorkers to maintain during a grid-stressing heatwave.

[Tyler Cohen @TCO341]

I try to give benefit of the doubt but I’m starting to think all republicans might be imbeciles

[Ted Cruz @tedcruz]

In a first-world country, you could turn on the A/C….

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Trump: "I even had a conversation with Theodore Roosevelt. I said, 'What do you think about the Panama Canal? Do you consider that your greatest achievement and how do you feel about the fact that the Democrats gave the Panama Canal away to Panama for $1?'"

[Harry Sisson @harryjsisson]

Years of GOP election fraud hysteria, while almost all the actual election fraud is committed by Republicans.

Incredible.

[Chris Mowrey @chrisdmowrey]

If Joe Biden said he didn't know what he was signing in the Oval Office I think every right wing pundit would have botox melting off their face from the rage

[Tyler Cohen @TCO341]

Classic Trump “promise” 😂

[Karoline Leavitt @PressSec]

Tomorrow at 12PM on Capitol Hill, President Trump will sign into law the 21st Century ROAD to Housing Act, one of the most significant pieces of housing affordability legislation in American history.

This bipartisan bill includes policies long championed by the President. It cuts unnecessary red tape, helps increase housing supply, and limits the ability of large institutional investors to purchase single-family homes. 

As the President has said, homes should be owned by American families, not large corporations. 

President Trump promised to lower housing costs, and he is delivering, making it easier for every family to achieve the American Dream of homeownership.

Tomorrow’s historic bill signing is another promise made, promise kept.

[Tyler Cohen @TCO341]

@CMShehbaz So what you’re saying is before Friday somehow the “pre implementation and technical talks” will somehow break down and we will have no agreement again right?

[Tyler Cohen @TCO341]

Yeah I’ll say it again, this shot challenge thing needs to go

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

We went to Rocco’s last night 😂😂 #PMSLive

[Tyler Cohen @TCO341]

For real at this point it’s just lame. Turned into “which booster feels like publicity today”.

[Lounge dawg(I am emotionally scarred) @lounge_dawg]

This challenge used to be cool until companies ruined it. Just let the regular fans do it.

[Tyler Cohen @TCO341]

@RapidResponse47 @POTUS *conflict with Iran is I’m sure what y’all meant to say right? You know since you refuse to acknowledge it’s war.

[Bill Madden @maddenifico]

For a president of the United States to nonstop shitpost this kind of ass-vomit and dumbfuckery, the degree of derangement, jealousy, and insecurity has to be off the charts.

[Molly Ploofkins @Mollyploofkins]

Kimmel: "You'd think Trump would be rooting for the Spurs. It's what got him out of Vietnam."

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Trump is now sitting back in his chair and dozing off

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

That’s odd because Trump and the White House said that tariffs don’t increase costs

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Trump claims his strikes haven't really hurt the Iranian military: "We've actually left their military alone. People would be surprised to hear that."

[Tyler Cohen @TCO341]

Never heard 300 billion dollars described as an “other item of far less importance” before in my life

[Ricardo @Ric_RTP]

Trump just got exposed for running the biggest insider trading operation in American history.

Nancy Pelosi traded $5 million in stocks and Congress lost its mind.

Trump literally executed $750 MILLION worth of stock trades in ONE quarter while being President.

His ethics filing just dropped and the numbers are genuinely unprecedented in history:

Between January and March 2026, Donald Trump personally executed 3,700 individual stock transactions worth between $220 million and $750 million.

That's roughly 60 trades PER DAY.

While signing executive orders, meeting foreign leaders, and making policy decisions that directly impact the companies he's buying and selling.

Now here's where it gets really insane:

On February 10, Trump bought between $1 million and $5 million worth of Dell stock.

Three months later, on May 8, he stood at a Mother's Day event at the White House, thanked Michael Dell by name, and told Americans to "go out and buy a Dell."

Dell stock surged 14.6% that day to an all-time high of $263.99.

Since Trump's February purchase, Dell is up 96%.

And 5 months BEFORE Trump bought Dell stock, Michael and Susan Dell donated $6.25 billion to Trump Accounts, one of the largest philanthropic commitments to a sitting president's signature program in modern history.

So the timeline goes: Dell donates $6.25 billion to Trump's program -> Trump buys Dell stock ->Trump tells America to buy Dell from the White House podium -> Stock hits all-time high

And that's just ONE stock...

The same filing shows Trump bought Nvidia stock on February 10. One week later, Nvidia announced a massive chip deal with Meta.

He bought more Nvidia stock one week BEFORE his own Commerce Department approved the sale of Nvidia chips to Saudi Arabia.

He bought Intel stock starting in March 2026. The US government already owned a 9.9% stake in Intel worth over $41 billion. On April 30, Trump posted on Truth Social praising Intel, writing that "Intel Stock continues to rise."

Intel jumped 3% in after-hours and is now up 140% year-to-date.

He bought Palantir stock while his administration was actively handing them billion-dollar government contracts for immigration enforcement and defense.

He bought Robinhood stock while his own Trump Accounts program uses Robinhood as the broker.

He's currently sitting on over 100% profit on AMD, Intel, Bloom Energy, Marvell Technology, and at least 10 other positions.

Every single president since Lyndon B. Johnson has used a blind trust to avoid exactly this situation. But Trump didn't.

His assets sit in a trust controlled by his own children, and the filings show a broker acted as agent on several trades.

The White House says the portfolio is "independently managed."

But here's what independently managed looks like:

Buy Dell stock. Three months later, publicly endorse Dell from the White House. Stock hits all-time high.

Buy Nvidia stock. One week later, your own government approves their chip sales. Stock rips.

Buy Intel stock. Post about Intel on Truth Social. Stock jumps. The government you run already owns a 10% stake.

Buy Palantir. Hand them contracts. Buy Robinhood. Route a federal program through their platform.

Nancy Pelosi got absolutely destroyed for her husband's stock trades.

Her husband's total disclosed trades in his most controversial year were worth roughly $5 million.

Trump just disclosed up to $750 MILLION in a single quarter.

While making the actual policy decisions that move these stocks.

This isn't a left or right issue.

We're talking about the President of the United States averaging 60 stock trades per day in companies his own administration regulates, contracts with, and publicly endorses.

What do you think?