I don't understand why ESPN is suffering revenue loss. I honestly thought American dads wanted to watch WWE and bald chicks getting political instead of baseball, football, and men's basketball. Make it make sense!
How to fix ESPN
1. Fire Stephen A. Smith
2. Hire more black people who KNOW sports.
3. Make all coverage of sports equal (you don’t need 3 segments a piece across 4 different shows about the cowboys, LeBron or Stephen A. yelling)
4. Sell the WWE streaming rights back to Comcast
5. Stop showing the same teams in every sport all the time. (We don’t need 47 games of the fucking Lakers out of an 82 game season.)
6. Don’t touch College Football coverage. Leave it alone.
7. Hire Stephen A. Smith just to fire him again.
8. Fire Paul Finnebaum (or however you spell his name)
9. Fix the streaming quality of the ESPN app and stop charging people 30 bucks for some mid ass quality shows. Plus make ESPN Plus worth it
10. The most important one: Cover any team but the Dallas Cowboys. They aren’t winning a Super Bowl, let it go.
I haven’t turned on espn for sports news in about 15 years. They need to let it go. Nobody even cares about that network anymore because we get all our sports news from the internet. Bunch of suit and tie goofs.
“We’ll take our ball and go home because we can’t cheat under the table anymore and play 1 less conference game than everyone else! How dare you expect us to compete on a level playing field, because we haven’t even been able to make it to the big game since everything evened out”
Keep it a buck... I'm OK with this one. Once he said he'd take Teddy Bridgewater over Dak with a straight face, he should've gotten his walking papers.
ESPN will be much better off without Ryan Clark.
He’s one of the biggest race-baiters in sports media.
Here are some of the dumbest things he said/insinuated while at ESPN:
- Shedeur Sanders fell in the draft because of racism
- Black coaches won't get hired because former Michigan HC Sherrone Moore committed adultery
- Jaden Ivey spews "hateful & evil
Christianity" because he’s against gay marriage & Pride Nights
- Tom Brady isn’t a “generational talent”
- America’s history of slavery played a part in zero black head coaches getting hired this NFL offseason
- RGIII can’t talk about Angel Reese because his wife is white
- Dismissed Mahomes & Hurts' Super Bowls, because they're "authentically black" like Lamar Jackson
- Promoted the idea that the millions of Caitlin Clark fans that followed her to the WNBA were racists
- Tried shaming Louisiana Gov. Jeff Landry for suggesting that LSU erect a statue of Charlie Kirk
- Had to apologize after unprofessionally after trying to discredit Peter Schrager because he never played in the NFL
- Had to apologize on-air for sharing false info regarding a fatal accident caused by former LSU WR Kyren Lacy calling him “innocent”
He’s been an embarrassment to sports media for years. Good riddance ✌️