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Just a technical director, locked in the office or lurking backstage.

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@kmccoy @donttrythis You are the coolest person I know today!!!

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@pissysoundguy Hashtag goals?

[Strong Bad @StrongBadActual]

How did I never sell Teen Girl Squad hoodies before? Well, I do now:
https://t.co/mzjPiq6bXX

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@OffStageJobs What the eff

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YOU GUYS @fluffyguy JUST SHOUTED OUT ALL THE PRODUCTION PEOPLE, MANAGERS, SPOT OPS, PRODUCTION, HOUSE MANAGERS, ALL THE PEOPLE

I officially love you(but I’m sorry I can’t buy you a Lexus 😘)

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@fluffyguy keeps getting distracted by confetti falling in his Netflix special. Every technician is rolling their eyes(at the confetti) like “we did a confetti drop ONE TIME TEN YEARS AGO” #confettilivesforever #confettidrop #herpesofthetheatricalworld

[Honest Motherhood @thingtoddlersay]

You guys. Lil John is doing Kool-Aid commercials now. Is this what being old feels like?

[OffStageJobs.com @OffStageJobs]

On the 11th day of Christmas my theatre gave to me, 11 rushing dressers,
10 days of dry tech,
9 Twitter hashtags,
8 grumpy stagehands,
7 weeks of workshops,
6 sleeping spot-ops.
A 5 HOUR SHOW!
4 calling scripts,
3 shows only,
2 frazzled SMs,
for a 1 person show by the A.D.

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It’s 7:15 am and this is the best thing I’ve seen all day...nay. All week. Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals.
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Package Thief vs. Glitter Bomb Trap https://t.co/hex5V2HXyc via @YouTube

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This is what we define as ‘nightmare fuel’.

[The Dodo @dodo]

Welcome to our worst nightmare 😱 #WorldToiletDay

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@Rothermellon NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE

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@Rothermellon 3.5 has taken to carrying around the fat cat, who adores her. We still have many years with them(they’re 7) but I, too, fear this day.

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@Rothermellon Hydrostatics are not my field of expertise!

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@pissysoundguy *turns on post notifications*

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@Rothermellon Yesterday the baby literally was in shit up to his ears. We had to put spray and wash on the hood of his onesie. 😳

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@ericbhart So happy to see this in the news, that he retired as opposed to the alternative. Thanks for my childhood, and my children’s childhood, Caroll. Happy trails!

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@AnonTheatreDsgn I feel like this is most of the tech staff days off unless a show has JUST opened.

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@Allomer It hurts...

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@PropularScience @PropperAnon Agreed