Tommy “Do a 180” Ferrari

If the good Lord had intended us to walk, He wouldn't have invented roller skates. Parody account. He/him

[Keith Smith @KeithSmithNBA]

For full clarity, here are the various options for the 2028 swap/pick the Celtics got in the trade with the Sixers:

1. If LAC is 1-16 AND PHI is 1-8, then BOS gets the best of LAC/PHI/[lesser of BOS (top-1 protected)/SAS]

2. If LAC is 1-16 and PHI is 9-30, then BOS gets the best of LAC/[lesser of BOS (top-1 protected)/SAS]

3. If LAC is 17-30 and PHI is 1-8, then BOS gets the best of PHI/lesser of BOS (top-1 protected)/SAS]

4. If LAC is 17-30 and PHI is 9-30, then BOS keeps lesser of BOS (top-1 protected)/SAS and gets LAC's pick outright, no swap with PHI at all

Scenario 4 is the only one where the Celtics get an extra pick. In all other scenarios they get the best of LAC or PHI, and swap the worst of their own pick or SAS.

So, Boston either comes away with a decent pick (somewhere from 1-16) through a swap, or they pick up an extra pick. Basically, root against the Clippers, Sixers and Spurs in 2028 if you are a Celtics fan.

[Pastor Ben @BenjaminPDixon]

Brother @joshhart.... As for ME and MY house, we serve the Lord!

So I understand your joy behind your tweet below.

But not everyone who cries "LORD, LORD" actually love Christ. Sometimes they just love POWER.

For Christian Nationalists in this nation, they love the power they get through God.

And this law in Texas is not only a violation of the Constitution, but violates God in that God does not desire that we force RELIGION on the masses.

That's not Faith. That's Fascism.

And fascism has to be stopped, in Jesus name!

[derek davison @dwdavison]

does he think the US gives passports to people when they come here, I mean how else are you supposed to parse this

[Tommy “Do a 180” Ferrari @TD_Ferrari]

@JonnyRoot_ At least he’s an awesome POBO!!!!!!

[Chasing Ennui @rwlesq]

Katie Miller has a master's degree and a career. It appears that she has consistently worked since she was 20. She can open a bank account, own property, and have a credit card in her name. She has access to no-fault divorce and would be entitled to child support for her baby if she and Stephen Miller divorce. She has laws protecting her against physical abuse and rape by her spouse. She had access to birth control and abortion, meaning that having a baby was a choice.

She is very much not living the life that the "propaganda. . . convinced" women was oppressive. She is living the life that feminism made possible.

Of course, she knows this. She's just a liar.

[Neil Stone @DrNeilStone]

This is a study from Scotland

2.3% of babies born to COVID-vaccinated mothers had birth defects!

Guess what the rate in UNvaccinated mothers was?

Wait for it....wait for it....wait for it........

2.3%!!

[Will Sennett @Senn_Spud]

scrolling Instagram. Wow a Man I betrayed got married. Good for Noah he got into grad school. He seems to have recovered from my betrayal. woah Mike just had a son. One day I will betray the boy. As I did his father

[Tommy “Do a 180” Ferrari @TD_Ferrari]

@souljaboy An app that gives you directions while you’re driving

[Carpentile @carpentile]

dumbest thing i've maybe ever made

[Izzat Hayes @AnimeSerbia]

*alternate timeline where George Lucas is a Minion*

GEORGE LUCAS DRIVING THE TINIEST CAR YOU'VE EVER SEEN THROUGH GRU'S LAIR: Whaaat? Ta ptt y'all cono cama ba? Banana! Gahahaha!

*starts playing Happy so hard that it causes Minion 9/11*

[Maddy @Maddy_Matinee]

That's Van Halen.
Wow.

[The Washington Post @washingtonpost]

The coronavirus vaccine reduced the risk of major cardiovascular events linked to covid-19 — strokes, heart attacks, and hospitalization from heart disease — by about 40 percent, according to new research. https://t.co/cQjvi8EMpX

[John Saponaro @johnsaponaro]

Fake, performative Christian bs.
It’s 1 night. 1 hat. To show that people in the LGBTQIA+ community DESERVE TO EXIST. & these snowflakes make it about them. If it’s “just about God’s covenant,” why doesn’t he write it on every hat? Why not Mother’s Day, MDW or City Connects caps?

[James Talarico @jamestalarico]

For decades, Dan Patrick has sold out the poor, the sick, and the vulnerable to enrich his donors.

Love feels like blasphemy when you worship power.

[richard @richard_normal]

watching my favorite tv show from december 1999

[Tyler Black, MD @tylerblack32]

This has never happened in the history of happenings.

[Sridhar Ramesh @RadishHarmers]

The sheer scale of a trillion dollars can be hard to comprehend. Let me put it in perspective. You would have to earn a dollar a year for a trillion years straight to have that much money.

[Jon Favreau @jonfavs]

Elon Musk held up a chainsaw, fed USAID into the wood chipper, and at least 600,00 people have already died as a result - two-thirds of them children.

History's first trillionaire.

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

Today, Elon Musk, a trillionaire, pays the same amount into Social Security as someone making $184,500.

If we end that absurdity and lift the cap on taxable income, we can make Social Security solvent for 75 years and expand benefits by $2,400. My Social Security bill does that.

[lindsey ok @lindseyyok]

I thought they canceled bud light for being too woke. I cannot keep up