Todd Dahmann

us army officer. loves wife & daughters. pretends to like running. travels when necessary. not a doctor but plays one on tv. satire is his own.

[Billy Derrick @billyderrick10]

NO WAY

#Vandy played this quote from Nick Saban after the upset over Alabama:

“The only place that’s not hard to play in the SEC is Vanderbilt.”

[ITV News @itvnews]

'I did what was right': Ian Grillot was shot as he jumped to the defence of two Indian men in a bar in Kansas, USA https://t.co/ZVpOaoTbTA

[Anthony Slater @anthonyVslater]

Steve Kerr on his in unmemorable, short Magic career: "Sean Spicer will be talking about my career any second. 14,000 points."

[John Watts @John_T_Watts]

This is how CIV/mil relations should work https://t.co/iKiP4cv5A2

[Todd Dahmann @TDahmann]

Not all of DC was so divided on #Inauguration day. https://t.co/q8v3i7G44D

[Chas Sisk @chassisk]

Sikhs hanging with some gun-rights guys from various places in the South. #Inauguration

[Todd Dahmann @TDahmann]

still waiting for the memes of former first lady obama's face during #Inauguration

[The Daily Beast @thedailybeast]

SNL's Hillary Clinton goes full 'Love Actually,' listing all the problems with President-elect Trump: https://t.co/78mdOi2WGJ

[Drunk Old Grad @DrunkOldGrad]

Saying it now. If we Beat Navy this year, I will get Monken's face tattooed.

[Vandy Hustler Sports @vuhustlersports]

Video of Ralph Webb TD from the field. Just listen to that crowd. #Vandy

[Vanderbilt Football @VandyFootball]

TOUCHDOWN RALPH WEBB!!! He scores from 28-yards out and Vanderbilt leads 45-34 with 4:06 remaining in the game.

[Chelsea Handler @chelseahandler]

Are you a bad hombre or a nasty woman? #Debate

[Matt Wilstein @mattwilstein]

College-educated suburban women love when men say things like, "Such a nasty woman." #debatenight

[Todd Dahmann @TDahmann]

kinda missing #kenbone right about now

[Todd Dahmann @TDahmann]

@Heather_Choi or as he says #Jina

[Todd Dahmann @TDahmann]

well, at least he used Syrian cities to answer this week's debate question about Syria, rather than solely mentioning Libya and Mosul

[Todd Dahmann @TDahmann]

I've already started tuning out #debatenight... now looking into my wife's research

[Todd Dahmann @TDahmann]

@Heather_Choi and the crowd laughed... "i'll keep you in suspense" https://t.co/eJ5x12Fnza

[Todd Dahmann @TDahmann]

pro tip: don't call someone sleazy, when you are caught objectifying women on tape