I’ve been subjected to Bravo reality shows lately and I dont get how anyone gets hooked on this. Like Jax, Stassi moved to get away from you and Kate your drinking is getting in the way of your happiness and you’re a liability to your friends. Don’t even get me started on Kristen
Shout out to my fellow short guys who take on going up stairs 2 steps at a time. No, it’s not as easy for us but we do it to prove to ourselves that we are good enough. Someone notice us, please.
The past few nights I have been sitting next to this guy and repeating “Dracarys”. The haters are going to be absolutely furious when we start to show some real progress.
*driving during snowfall not in upstate*
my brain:
don't say it
don't say it
don't say it
don't say it
don't say it
don't say it
don't say it
me: This is nothing! Learn how to fucking drive!
Satan: welcome to hell, I want all of us to be friends here
Me: huh, this doesn’t seem so bad
Satan: so everyone go around in the circle and say a little bit about yourself