The Drunken Samurai

Shitposting since before that ever was a term. I bitch about the tv shows, video games and movies, among other things. Mostly other things

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The basic dysfunction of all internet discourse and debate stems from the fact that we are watching television.

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@Delicious_Tacos it as all masochism from the beginning if you think about it

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@maggiecsiebert not sure what would be considered cool but least cool is i think i still have my copy the great gatsby from school lying around here somewhere

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@GabaghoulComics @bvrgy I remember brendan fraser was on late night with conan obrien promoting the movie, he turned to the audience and said "its really good, its not space jam, guys"

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@FortNinety back when i was into skateboarding we used to call rollerbladers "fruit booters"

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@FortNinety sell advertising to put a giant wrap on every bus and it should pay for itself, who cares if it says titos handmade vodka on the side?

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@Isfet @FortNinety sorta related, I wonder how many bad first dates were had this past year because they met wearing masks, then sat down at a restaurant table to take their masks off and reveal their busted grills to each other

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@magdacsiebert https://t.co/p7zknZE70W

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@fr_brennan depends what kind of look youre going for lol

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@relevantmena @Delicious_Tacos it all just devolves into blind dates with people who have zero interest in fucking each other

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@Lndfmnnsmfrgt same handle?

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oh. my. god.

they did the thing

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@magdacsiebert you dont need to watch the nightmare on elm st series too to appreciate freddy vs jason but eh while your at it why not?

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@magdacsiebert series didnt really find its footing until the third or even fourth movie from what i recall

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@VitoGesualdi wouldnt this also lower your car insurance too?

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@TormaMasuda I say break the rule if the rule is bullshit, but hey that's just me

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@TormaMasuda agreed but you didnt make this system, and its not benefiting you very much. its not on you, what is on you is to do good for yourself

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@TormaMasuda dont tell them about the other savings account you have, dont tell them about the cash under the table youve made. dont tell them about money you made until they find out via tax returns. dont tell them shit

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@MasterBismuth I usually go for a cup of ketchup, quarter cup of mustard, and two tablespoons of honey. of course you can adjust it anyway you like, i usually measure it by eye anyway