𝕸𝖎𝖈𝖍𝖆𝖊𝖑

🌪️Manchester United For Life ❤️🤡! || Come correct & Remember to show up every day my nigga.🅿️

[Yande ♎️🇫🇷 @Yande____]

I love being a yo

[Davido @davido]

Mummy say make sure it’s not illuminati

[𝕸𝖎𝖈𝖍𝖆𝖊𝖑 @TEMB023]

But kwena Nifwebo ba simp.

[Kuchalo🇿🇲🌍 @wrdwide]

Once I just hold my own K1000, Am even changing my name to young money.

[superdad @udysznx]

please don’t end up as that nigga who glazes niggas with motion for a living

[𝔻𝕒𝕟. @fwdaniels]

jsyk if you shower with cold water in this cold weather you’re an animal

[TOBOH🪖 @Tobzzy212]

God cooked when he created breasts, they’re undeniably beautiful…

[𝕸𝖎𝖈𝖍𝖆𝖊𝖑 @TEMB023]

😞

[﹆ @flowzki]

- can you share, what’s the story behind the biggest scar on your skin ?

[31$$$avage 💘 𓅓 @Ngwete___]

What I hate about Lusaka is your girl will cheat on you with a nigga that wears fake shoes

[Sultan ✰ @sultanszn_]

do you ever just sit with your laptop open but just use your phone 😂

[$yde! @Bigsydee]

People are rarely as “single” as they claim. There’s usually an ex, a “friend,” a coworker, or someone waiting in the wings.

[Rue @rglwsm]

No one says goodnight sleep tight don’t let the bedbugs bite anymore and that worries me

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

nobody:

me on twitter:🔁🔁🔁🔁🔁🔁🔁

[Timmy_Turner @UthmanMusaYusuf]

Me on call with my favorite people after claiming I don't like phone calls

[Tony | The Ambassador @tonytheegoon]

One great bine can get you out of the hood. One bad bine can also take you right back to the hood.

Time and chance

[kapambwe @mukunsa_w]

I used to think Yango drivers don't make money untill I met one guy making more than K25,000 every month...I couldn't believe untill I asked for proof and I was shocked...The guy makes more mo ey than most salaried workers...The guy is based in kitwe

[Gustavo Fring @Jabuuu9]

Been talking to God, everything I got came from him.

[Nem @Nemzsi]

finally made it out of the talking stage 🔥 (we don’t talk anymore)

[Philosophy Of Life @PhilOfLife_]

If a bird falls in love with a fish, where will they live?

[mayank @maynkydvv]

Fuck a break up, have you ever met a person you had a brief but insane connection with and then the universe was like oops wait sorry that wasn't actually supposed to happen😭😭