Former Poofreader

Word guy. Painter. Blues man. Radio host. Knows what you’re thinking. Recovered politico. Tsunduko master. Built for comfort, not for speed. Chitown+PalmSprings

[Former Poofreader @TEMKIN]

In 2017, I paid Cards Against Humanity to protect a pristine plot of land from Trump’s racist wall. But then an even richer, more racist billionaire—Elon Musk—stole my land and dumped his shit all over it. @ElonMusk owes me $100. #ElonOwesMe100Bucks https://t.co/B34HWXZJUJ

[Former Poofreader @TEMKIN]

@janemarielynch How do you say “caveat emptor” in mandarin? https://t.co/m2OF6KHk5Z

[Former Poofreader @TEMKIN]

@MrTeller @pennjillette I recommend this film at least once a month since it was released.

[Former Poofreader @TEMKIN]

@DerrenBrown Count me in.

[Former Poofreader @TEMKIN]

@jaden1342 @JeriLRyan @ToddStashwick @TerryMatalas Don’t care how. Just do it.

[Former Poofreader @TEMKIN]

@MarcSherwood8 @JeriLRyan @ToddStashwick Don’t care how. Just do it.

[Former Poofreader @TEMKIN]

@TheTrekCentral @JeriLRyan “Let’s blow this popstand.”

[Former Poofreader @TEMKIN]

@ArtofTrek “Let’s blow this popstand.”

[Former Poofreader @TEMKIN]

@JeriLRyan Verklempt.

[Former Poofreader @TEMKIN]

@rep_nabeelasyed Congrats.

[Former Poofreader @TEMKIN]

@CorelPainter Why is your customer and tech support so abysmal?

[Former Poofreader @TEMKIN]

@mosh426 Robokiller

[Former Poofreader @TEMKIN]

What kind of fuckery is this?

[Former Poofreader @TEMKIN]

@mosh426 Happy 64th birthday.

[Former Poofreader @TEMKIN]

@OfficialWZevon No question whatsoever.

[Former Poofreader @TEMKIN]

@RepSchneider Please add my condolences to you and your family. As a dad, I can say for certain how proud he was of you and the mensch you are. May his memory be a blessing.

[Former Poofreader @TEMKIN]

@RepBobMorgan @BarackObama @MomsDemand @Everytown @GiffordsCourage @bradybuzz Looks like you upset a bunch of mouthbreathing troglodytes, proud deplorables and weapon worshippers, but they’ll never be as upset as any of us who had to step over the bloodstained sidewalks of Highland Park.

[Former Poofreader @TEMKIN]

@brokeymcpoverty Drink it from a jelly glass.

[Former Poofreader @TEMKIN]

@DaveChgo On his best day, even with a Big Gulp cup full of Adderrall and a bucket of chicken dangled over the teleprompter, TFG couldn’t have come within 10 parsecs of this kind of message.

[Former Poofreader @TEMKIN]

@kairyssdal Is this that quiet quitting thing I’ve been hearing about?