Texas Chupacabra

Texas native, GEN X, Okla State grad, Texans/Astros/Rockets fan, IT exec, League bowler, Podcaster, P/T Vegas resident. Once bitten by a Chupacabra. It died.

[Texas Chupacabra @TEX_Chupacabra]

@SoveyX Obviously wasn't shot in LA or SF. Or, it was edited to keep the poop and needles out of the final scene. OK, I'm just being crass now. Sorry, Sovey. #cutedresstho

[Texas Chupacabra @TEX_Chupacabra]

@Ziff54813Arnold @TiffanyFong Underrated tweet right here.

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@TheCalvinCooli1 don't hate it.... Not exactly "thrilled". too many other triangle things out there.

[Texas Chupacabra @TEX_Chupacabra]

@Mitchell3Gregor @FanDuel @HoustonRockets For some reason, we're still fighting the British taxing BS from the 1700's.

[Texas Chupacabra @TEX_Chupacabra]

@FanDuel @HoustonRockets Black is on target. Love the mustard/ketchup color scheme for historical purposes. I'm 50/50 on the lower case "t". White on the road is expected. But if Merchandising is asking about which to buy? Black. 99 out of 100.

[Texas Chupacabra @TEX_Chupacabra]

@HugoToHellNow @SoveyX I like what you're doing there, but this species prefers arid grounds and shrublands, not so much jungle or wetlands. Your filthy mind, however, garners at least a head-nod in appreciation from this Texan.

[Texas Chupacabra @TEX_Chupacabra]

@HugoToHellNow @SoveyX

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@Shepperd156 @SoveyX "Sore"?? Scarred for life, my man. Scarred for life. I'm typing this in a bar standing with legs crossed.

[Texas Chupacabra @TEX_Chupacabra]

@Red_Ink_Wisdom @SoveyX I'm assuming you mean the Reticulated Python, which is an enormous animal in the Old World. But, for this post's purposes, I'm going to simply just play fun at the man's balls and go for the Egg-Eating snake.

[Texas Chupacabra @TEX_Chupacabra]

@SoveyX @GuntherEagleman The one on the right also knows that blinker fluid isn't a real thing and not to ask for it at Auto Zone. I want a show of hands for how many guys reading this are guilty of sending their girls to the parts store for this? You rascals.

[Texas Chupacabra @TEX_Chupacabra]

@SoveyX @GuntherEagleman I'll take the one that isn't a lemon. How many miles on the Chevy?

[Texas Chupacabra @TEX_Chupacabra]

A night in the pokey for a mere selfie. I hope this kid puts his ten dollars into investments his father picks for him because his evaluation skills are seriously substandard. Or... he's going to get a million hits on "the gram" and get paid $12 and earn his 20%. Weird world we live in.

[Texas Chupacabra @TEX_Chupacabra]

@SoveyX As God is my witness, I want to give my best response to this one. I will wait 24 hours to build it. Just too much of a softball to hit, if you ask me.

[Texas Chupacabra @TEX_Chupacabra]

@johnjcarp61 @SoveyX A good snake is a hungry snake.

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@SoveyX I feel bad for the bloke's eggs. Looks like it hurt.

[Texas Chupacabra @TEX_Chupacabra]

@SoveyX There's one in the city of Hempstead on my drive home to Houston from Austin when I go there for work. Yes.. I feel compelled to stop from time to time. Very nostalgic.

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@SoveyX @Duke1173 She's so thin she only has one side.

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@SoveyX For you racing fans, I used to take a handful of Skittles in my hand, flush the toilet, drop them in and watch my own NASCAR race happen right there in my master bathroom. Boys. We never really ever grow up. But we know how to have fun.

[Texas Chupacabra @TEX_Chupacabra]

@JayJay2565 @gracefoundme100 I nobody cared about what men are attracted to, Mary Kaye would be out of business.