Timothy Faldowski

Gov’t Slave and NC State Truther

[Legion Hoops @LegionHoops]

Gilbert Arenas says that Wizards teammates could not speak to him if they made under $5M:

“If you don’t make five million dollars, do not talk to me directly. I am a superstar now. Talk to someone who makes five million, if they make five million, then they can relay the message”

(via @gameswithnames, h/t @cptdankkk)

[Joe 🇺🇸 🏴‍☠️ ن @Joeyrandomguy]

Can we be honest about ESPN for one second?

They aren’t journalists. They literally have a stake in what they cover.

[Everything Out Of Context @EverythingOOC]

How Travis should've sounded in the Odyssey

[turbomander @turbomander]

"we are close to creating an oil that can cure any ailment" - guy selling snake oil

[🥄🥄🥄 @younotd3adass]

That shit says flint Michigan

[Wellu @Wellutwt]

Watching nolan masterpiece
#TheOdyssey

[Molly @FSUmollz]

FIFA is such a world-class, respectable organization. A true beacon of integrity and transparency.

[ESPN @espn]

Breaking: Folarin Balogun will be available to play in USA's Round of 16 match against Belgium on Monday, FIFA announced.

The FIFA Disciplinary Committee has suspended the red card issued to the USA striker during their Round of 32 win over Bosnia and Herzegovina.

[FOX 4 NEWS @FOX4]

"WE'RE GETTING DEPORTED"

Australian chant while exiting the Arlington Walmart after police arrive.

[FOX 4 NEWS @FOX4]

"WE'RE GOING TO WALMART"

FOX 4 viewer zekey says he and his dad were headed to the Arlington Walmart to buy some Australia shirts when a crowd of Aussies marched into the store.

[Chess.com @chesscom]

can't even en passant without offsides anymore

[Eli Berkovits @BookOfEli_NFL]

Team USA: scores a goal

Me, a man who watches zero soccer:

[Seton Hall Student @sacketology]

Jar Jar Binks calling someone a bitch

[Westeros Central @WesterosCentral]

BREAKING — Ser Bronny James, son of King James, has been sent to The Wall by Lord Pelinka 😳😳😳

[Josh RR Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

WITCH-KING: You fool. No man can kill me.

ÉOWYN:

[Cory Smith @RCorySmith]

The ACC did this. Could've just made them partners...

NC State with Wake, UNC
UNC with Duke, NC State
Duke with Wake, UNC
Wake with NC State, Duke

Way too easy.

[A.B🇺🇸🦅 @Blitzer_8]

3 teams. Nobody has shame anymore

[RedditCFB @RedditCFB]

CFB27’s top 25 toughest places to play:

[Beau Sorensen 🇺🇦 @sorrogrande]

You’d think this is a joke. It is not.