Tyler’s Burner Account

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@EASPORTSFC Packed gold Brown 15mins after the promo dropped, any help? Should be a future star card. @EASFCDirect

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@EASFCDirect just packed Gold Brown at 1:15p (EST) today, when he’s supposed to be in the future stars promo that dropped at 1pm today. Any help?

[Tyler’s Burner Account @TFangBurnerAcct]

Imagine being from Ohio and being able to choose the Bengals or the Browns to support and you choose the Browns…

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Guys not only am I not allowed to have my birthday on it’s actual day but I’m not a true bengals fan because I didn��t have car stickers or flags hung up in my apartments in college. I’m a bang-wagon fan.

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Still crazy to me that everyone in our little friend groups’ birthday is in February. What a coincidence!

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Don’t bother trying to celebrate your birthday. Someone I know doesn’t let you unless they give you consent.

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@TFang2 It’s BRYAN

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Imagine being named Luke and thinking Joe Brrrr was a bad draft pick…#WhoDey

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@Derek_J_Blank @bschlatts Right!? “Yeah hun, I’ll stop liking the team I’ve liked all my life cuz you want me to.” Makes sense…

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Happy Birthday to my main man!

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@tbutler5 “Or jump off a balcony.” 🐸☕️

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On the subject of naming your children. Imagine being too lazy to name your kid “Tyler” and instead naming them “Ty.” Is it that hard to add the “ler” on the birth certificate?

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Imagine going through nine months of pregnancy, having your baby, looking them right in the eyes and naming them “Derek.” Cruel and unusual.

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only made a twitter so all my friends would not know who was roasting the fuck out of them.