Travis

Christian and occasionally patient husband and father. Writer for the Babylon Bee. I have a default every-man face. 🐝

[Travis @TGKorner]

This is what I think of every time I work on a slide presentation. Just need that @DavidGArnold score over this to make it epic. #TomorrowNeverDies #JamesBond007 #ElliotCarver

[Travis @TGKorner]

But at least I remember Star Wars trivia.

[Travis @TGKorner]

I don’t talk about this much if at all but I have good days and bad days ever since I suffered a traumatic brain injury. I don’t know how long ago it happened, but it’s been a struggle ever since. But it is a largely invisible injury. I just look tired and it’s frustrating.

[Travis @TGKorner]

My point being that I often feel disconnected. Like nothing fits. Relationships. Memories. Words. Things I have disappear and sometimes feel lost forever. And then they come back. As if the world phases in and out like a dream.

[James Lucas @JamesLucasIT]

7. Everyone at this table is judging you.

Even the cat. Carl Bloch's "In a Roman Osteria" (1866)

[Travis @TGKorner]

@DanielRCoats 🫡

[Travis @TGKorner]

@The_Kyle_Mann I agree with point 4 one hundred percent. It’s been driving my nuts for years and I thought I was just too stupid to get it.

[Travis @BeeGuyTravis]

This is a book I worked on.

[The Real Mike Rowe @mikeroweworks]

There are forces at play - powerful forces - that believe the only way to effectively promote the release of a new movie in 2024, is to go on every podcast, every radio program, and every TV show in America, and talk about the film until you're a hollowed out shell. Which is pretty much what I've done for the last week. I can't help but wonder though, if a super simple video shot in my hotel room and shared on this page, might accomplish the goal in a more efficacious fashion. In other words, please save me from another week of traditional press, by helping me get America to watch the trailer and reserve a ticket for what my mother is calling “the feel good hit of the summer.” https://t.co/RLT6Y1fQlZ

[Travis @TGKorner]

@DanielRCoats We can’t have nice things anymore.

[Michael Malice @michaelmalice]

Headline: 1 in 10 Republicans less likely to vote Trump (Factual but not truthful)
Buried in article: 1 in 3 Republicans more likely to vote Trump

The corporate press is the enemy of the people

[Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog]

Absolutely evil and psychotic

[Andrew Snyder @Andrewnsnyder]

“Okay, I really need a little time to get some work done.”

Toddlers:

[Edward Snowden @Snowden]

Painful how many Americans suddenly think Freedom of Speech is this narrow little thing full of carveouts, not meant to protect offensive, radical, or even violent ideas. The First Amendment was authored by men who famously advocated for 𝒂𝒓𝒎𝒆𝒅 𝒊𝒏𝒔𝒖𝒓𝒓𝒆𝒄𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏!

[Travis @TGKorner]

@abbythelibb_ @TheBabylonBee You’re going to get me fired.

[Travis @TGKorner]

@DanielRCoats Oh, then yes.

[Travis @TGKorner]

@DanielRCoats Mark 16:16
He who has believed and has been baptized shall be saved; but he who has disbelieved shall be condemned.

At the very least you have to believe.

[Travis @TGKorner]

Inspirational.

[Travis @TGKorner]

I’d like to see a James Bond film where he walks into a luxury casino and sits in on a high stakes game of Magic: The Gathering.