Travis Gewerth

[vivafalastin 🇵🇸 @vivafalastin]

she gorp on my scroggin til i schmogle

[WTFGOP @doggintrump]

Taco Bell doesn't own any lettuce fields

So why is Taco Bell being investigated for a parasitic outbreak caused by fecal contimantion in water used to water lettuce in the fields?

Let me guess. The trump administration is looking for a fall guy because they're so fucking stupid they allowed DOGE to cut testing for parasites like Screwworm & Cyclospora

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Pouring single gallon bottles of stuff into a pool of 6 million gallons is not regular maintenance

[bob_₳F @bobasfk]

Can someone explain to me how its possible for all of Elon's companies to be in the negative if not for public money through government contracts and still be valued at such insane marketcaps?

Have you all gone mad?

His cars dont sell, his tunnel company aint tunneling, his brain chip company aint got a product, his rocket company only makes "impossible ai data centers in space" promises and its hemorrhaging billions compared to the starlink revenue

Salesmanship > investment fundamentals

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

Probably just a coincidence that a man becomes a trillionair about a year after having unfettered access to our government's finances, right? 🤔

[Danhausen @DanhausenAD]

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[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

People keep saying we’re in Idiocracy but President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho at his core wanted what was best for his people and when evidence presented itself he listened to experts to solve the problem. By all accounts a better leader than this.

[QBgami @QBgami]

Just realized the Europeans will be present to watch Joey Chestnut inhale 84 pork pistols on live television in honor of our nation’s independence.

That one will break them completely.

[rescuewomenfemininity @itzRex]

Same state. Different justice.

2023: Alec Adamson (Prosper, TX) shoots & kills a Black student, leads police on car chase + foot pursuit.
Sentence: 4 years. Served: 2.

2025: Karmelo (Frisco, TX) gets jumped by white students, defends himself with a knife.
Sentence: 35 years.

Tell me this isn’t two-tiered justice.

[Lesley Abravanel 🪩 @lesleyabravanel]

Reporter: Ken Paxton is calling you 'Talafreako.'
Talarico: He just released child rapist Adam Hoffman from jail after his wealthy atty friends got involved. Hoffman was supposed to serve 25 years to life. He served less than a month. The Epstein class has no place in Texas.

[mr. joshua @pants]

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The New PJs (1/4)

[Popular Liberal 🇺🇸 @PopularLiberal]

BOOM! SAY IT LOUDER:
Gary Chambers Jr. just dragged Louisiana Republicans — while Speaker Mike Johnson wears holes in his kneepads for Dear Leader.

Louisiana ranks dead last in economy and crime, 46th in education, 48th in infrastructure, 49th in environment, 46th in opportunity, with 18.9% poverty — worst in America.

But they're stripping power from a Black-majority New Orleans instead of fixing any of it.

This isn't reform. It's racist reconstructionism.
Gary said it plainly: "You lost every constitutional amendment you proposed, even in your own districts."

They don't ask the people because they know they'd lose. No choice. No vote. No voice.

[The Root @TheRoot]

A Louisiana resident who identified himself as Marshawn delivered a fiery, emotional speech to lawmakers during a state Senate hearing over redistricting Monday, accusing Republicans of trying to “cheat” Black voters out of political power.

[April Ajoy @aprilajoyr]

How am I supposed to make satire when headlines like this are real 😭

[Joel Montfort @jmontforttx]

apropos

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Blame Hasan Piker