Matt Jacobs

I once outsmarted a hurricane

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Pyrex guy: we did it, we made glass that can go from hot to cold without breaking!
Me: And you made lids that won’t easily break and crack immediately?
Pyrex guy: no further questions

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If your video says wait until the end… bad news for you my friend

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Ewing theory Alabama?

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Local man facing mortality working to guilt all the people he avoided into caring for him indefinitely

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Nothing tastes better than a sandwich made by someone else

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Ohio football looking weak

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Look I’ll say the hard truth we’ve all been thinking. In Coco, Miguel’s grandmother shouldn’t have smashed his guitar. Period.

[Matt Jacobs @THATLIDSGUY]

The older you get, the more mustards you have in your fridge

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Worst happy meal “toy” ever

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I love how cream cheese packs have measuring lines like butter, every recipe I’ve ever used calls for at least the whole brick, sometimes 2

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Luka murdering the Wolves

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This game is wild

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Best player in the NBA looks like Bull from Night Court

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So Jokic went down 0-2 as a bit?

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Ant man looking… small?

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Halliburton got no gig in him

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Did they just do a Tatum shoe commercial during a Celtics game?

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Kawhi quiet quitting the NBA lol

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Fuck e-trade we should invest in blue tent stock

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