Allie Fireel

[Allie Fireel @THATeli]

@femmebenedick DO IT

[Allie Fireel @THATeli]

YOU TELL US! I’m hoping the Goatman has decided that he wants to get back out there and meet new people.

[Laura Ellis @funambulator]

What the heck is going on in this city?
Louisville donkeys killed in apparent wild animal attack over the weekend: https://t.co/e4o29ayIUd

[Allie Fireel @THATeli]

My @ridetarc driver is openly carrying a gun. Says it’s a dettererant.

[Allie Fireel @THATeli]

Will never understand cis-straight men’s dislike of female characters in video games. Do they not want to stare at #thatass for 40 hours?

[Allie Fireel @THATeli]

@funambulator What are you evening? #puppylife is #lavidaloca

[Allie Fireel @THATeli]

#throwthisaway

[The Mountain Goats @mountain_goats]

Very confused at how the fish skeleton line from this Nintendo DS game manual has not become an all-time meme

[Allie Fireel @THATeli]

Hey, maybe honey *does* catch more flies than vinegar, but it's hard to tell, because I'm being forcefully tube fed a gallon of honey a day, and it's killing me.

[Allie Fireel @THATeli]

Androgyny has been available for rich skinny white people and fashion models for decades. What are we doing to make it available for poor people of color?

[Allie Fireel @THATeli]

We turned “mental illness” and “bigotry” into a binary. The two bear little relation to each other... Unless you’re making excuses for terrorism.

[Allie Fireel @THATeli]

@kanyewest I’m bi-polar and it fucks my shit up. i try to think of it as my super power, but its tough, you know? One second I feel like a god, then all I feel is flawed and fucked up and worthless. anyway.

[Allie Fireel @THATeli]

Thank you for being a haven of awesome during my travels @FoxLovesTaco

[Allie Fireel @THATeli]

Not quite a headshot. me at 14.

[Allie Fireel @THATeli]

@TaraEAnderson #BoutThatLife

[Allie Fireel @THATeli]

Before I did Burlesque: I hope no one can see my underwear when I bend over.
After I Did Burlesque: I really hope my thong sticks out when I’m biking .

[Allie Fireel @THATeli]

did anyone tell @TheKilroys13 that @uofltheatrearts is just about to finish up a WHOLE SEASON devoted to women playwrights?

[Allie Fireel @THATeli]

Did my twitter peeps see this? https://t.co/bbdx14GdPg Never tired of writing about @kyshakespeare

[Allie Fireel @THATeli]

Presumably the follow up has Pepsi loaded into the water cannons that are used on the protesters at Standing Rock.

[Allie Fireel @THATeli]

@Nationwide just FYI I deeply loathe the @BradPaisley commercial. Much prefer @leslieodomjr.

[Senator Bob Menendez @SenatorMenendez]

Hey Republicans, don't worry, that burn is covered under the Affordable Care Act

[Allie Fireel @THATeli]

with the changes in our bathroom I can flush the toilet and run laundry while someone is in the shower. This must be how the 1% feels.