CAPTAIN MCNASTY

LOYAL RUBENSTEIN SUPPLY EMPLOYEE.
LOVER OF CHUBBY PUPPIES, SPORTS, & MUSIC.
AVID RAIDERS/A'S/WARRIORS/CAL BEARS FAN.
BELIEVER IN SCIENCE, & EQUAL HUMAN RIGHTS.

[Zatanna Zatara @zatannannataz]

I worked my ass off at Planned Parenthood for YEARS for news like this. Incredible. Such an incredible bright spot in a post-Epstein world.

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

Petting the little deer to relieve its itch, which left it utterly bewildered. 😂

[Joe Vargas @JoeVargas]

Taco Bell has removed lettuce, guacamole, pico de gallo, and onion from several locations to prevent spreading the diarrhea parasite Cyclospora.

Taco Bell is leading the way on preventing diarrhea.

Taco. Bell.

[DaVinci @BiancoDavinci]

you can see Chicago’s skyline from the Indiana Dunes 50 miles away.

[Abier @abierkhatib]

Grok is about to be suspended

[Desirée Townsend @Cheering4Change]

Senator Mitch McConnell has now been hospitalized for three weeks. The gravity of this situation cannot be overstated, especially given that his wife, Elaine Chao, appeared in China just days after his hospitalization to meet with high-ranking Chinese officials. The question now is about national security: if Senator McConnell has been unable to independently perform his duties, what safeguards exist to ensure classified intelligence briefings, defense appropriations information, or other sensitive congressional matters could not be accessed, discussed, or shared by individuals operating behind the scenes? And given the timing of Chao’s meeting with China’s vice president, what exactly was discussed?

[Melodies & Masterpieces @SVG__Collection]

Barry White’s vision extended far beyond the microphone.

[Occupy Democrats @OccupyDemocrats]

BREAKING: Vibrio vulnificus — a deadly, flesh-eating bacteria with a staggering 20% mortality rate — is now being detected in multiple U.S. waterways.

And here’s the part you’re not supposed to ignore: this comes after the Trump administration dismantled critical water monitoring systems and gutted CDC programs that were tracking this very threat.

When you defund science and silence public health experts, Americans pay the price.

[Melodies & Masterpieces @SVG__Collection]

“Take Five” by Dave Brubeck Quartet was recorded 67 years ago today.

Two years later it became a surprise hit and the biggest-selling jazz single ever.

[ElBuni @therealbuni]

Un tipo salio a la calle a ver que hacia su perro y lo encontró jugando con un carpincho

[Ed Krassenstein @EdKrassen]

Republicans: “Stop calling him Hitler”

Trump: Check out my golden eagle!

On the left: Hitler’s Reichsadler (Nazi Eagle)

On the right: Trump’s Golden Eagle.

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

This is simply not true. Congress cannot do this without a Constitutional Amendment. No gray area here.

[Canada Hates Trump @AntiTrumpCanada]

Can we just hurry the fuck up to the part where he shoots himself in the bunker?

[Turnbull @cturnbull1968]

Next Democratic president can just send out a general letter, to every department and agency, demanding the resignation of every person appointed by the Trump administration.

Congratulations on your big win today and even bigger loss tomorrow.

[Jess Margera @jessmargera]

Jesus fucking Christ hahah

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

We cannot consider #AI to be morally neutral. In reality, every technical tool embodies choices and priorities through what it measures, ignores, and optimizes, and how it classifies people and situations. Ethical discernment cannot be limited to asking whether we are using a system for good or bad purposes. It must also examine how that system is designed and what vision of the human person and society is embedded in the data and models that guide it. #MagnificaHumanitas

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

Exactly

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

Trump just killed a bipartisan affordable housing bill that passed the Senate 85–5 /the House 358–32 while people are drowning in rent, mortgages, inflation, & high gas and energy bills.
But sure, tell us all how this billionaire “populist” dickhead is fighting for working people.
MAGA got conned.

[IRAN ARMY ☫ @IranArmySpoofX]

🚨🇮🇱 Netanyahu: "Jesus Christ has no advantage over Genghis Khan. Because if you are strong enough, ruthless enough, powerful enough, evil will overcome good."

He is actually the antichrist...