benjamin pranklin

secondhand smoke addict

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i’m like if black swan were a penguin

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adab (all doctors are bastards)

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“a chicken biscuit has chicken in it?”

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braces as an adult is a symbol of financial stability, wealth, and good dental insurance. very appealing, perhaps

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yk what i love bevo. i find… them? super endearing. and also i think it is very strange that ppl are ripping up stuffed dolls of reveille

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“We were such good friends. And then I wouldn’t get a COVID shot and she got mad at me. And I’m glad I didn’t.”

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playing Cigarettes After Sex in the car w my cousin and his wife after they had a big argument while we were getting ice cream >>>

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my boss is talking about moving me next to the crazy religious freak that doesn’t stop talking and i am scared

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if i lived in rosenberg i’d kms

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this is how i feel trying to put my winter duvet cover on

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they are talking about politics in the office and i am getting Scared

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bro last night was an imovie

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need to reread harry potter so i can see what my sister in law is onto with the dramione fanfics

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why are all the coffee shops in college station christian

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someday i wil crack the seecret to sewing darts 🤔

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can’t remember the last time i ran a sub-10 minute mile and i just agreed to run a turkey trot where they are aiming for an 8:30min mile

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person checking me out at the library book sale was talking shit about my book

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i think reading smut is the most chic thing a person can do

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read 100 pages of warrior cats at work today, i am unstoppable