𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐅𝐈𝐑𝐒𝐓, 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐎𝐑𝐈𝐆𝐈𝐍𝐀𝐋

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀“ 𝙸 𝙰𝙻𝙾𝙽𝙴 𝙷𝙾𝙻𝙳 𝙳𝙾𝙼𝙸𝙽𝙸𝙾𝙽 !!! ”

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐅𝐈𝐑𝐒𝐓, 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐎𝐑𝐈𝐆𝐈𝐍𝐀𝐋 @THEFIRSTPSYCHO]

⠀⠀ “ You'll serve a purpose !!! ”

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ —— 🫀 ——

⠀⠀⠀Independent portrayal
⠀⠀ ⠀ Rick Prime from Rick
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀and Morty.

⠀⠀⠀Mature themes ahead.
⠀ ⠀ NO LEWD | NO DRAMA

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ —— 🫀 ——

⠀#rickandmortyrp || #ramrp || #mvrp

[“ 𝙸'𝚖 𝐄𝐀𝐒𝐘 𝚝𝚘 𝚖𝚊𝚔𝚎 𝐇𝐀𝐏𝐏𝐘 —— @TRIED_HIS_BEST]

[ ☀️ ] SPOILERS for the s9 season finale of Rick and Morty.

[ً @kreophagos]

you here to finish me off, sweetheart?

[“ 𝐈𝐍𝐒𝐈𝐃𝐄 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐌𝐈𝐑𝐑𝐎𝐑, 𝐀 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐋𝐄𝐓𝐄 𝐒𝐄𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐀𝐓𝐄 𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐇 —— @MORTYNAMEDSLICK]

⠀⠀⠀“ FATE, IN MY HANDS !!! ”

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀—— 💕 ——

⠀⠀⠀Independent portrayal
⠀⠀ ⠀ of Slick Morty from
⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ Rick and Morty

⠀⠀⠀Mature themes ahead.
⠀ ⠀ NO LEWD | NO DRAMA

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀—— 💕 ——

⠀#rickandmortyrp || #ramrp || #mvrp

[ً @MORTlSUMBRA]

⠀they ⠀will ⠀say ⠀that ⠀i ⠀have ⠀shed ⠀innocent ⠀blood. ⠀whatʹs ⠀blood ⠀forˏ ⠀if ⠀not ⠀for ⠀𝐬𝐡𝐞𝐝𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠 .ᐣ

[۟ @sidereumnoxe]

⠀you’re never going to be back home again.

[ᅠᅠoh , who is 𝗵𝗲 .ᐣ @SINSFORSAKEN]

you may think i am evil . i am not . i am efficient .

[𝙔𝙪𝙧𝙞𝙚 𝙁𝙪𝙟𝙞𝙠𝙞 🏳️‍⚧️ @WISTERlAHACKER]

★ 𝘼𝙋𝙋𝙀𝘼𝙍, 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝘾𝙄𝙍𝘾𝙐𝙄𝙏 𝙏𝙃𝘼𝙏 𝙇𝙀𝘼𝘿𝙎 𝙏𝙊 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙁𝙐𝙏𝙐𝙍𝙀.ᐟ ★

~~~~~~~~~~

✿ #YuGiOhRP/#YGORP/#MVRP ✿

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐅𝐈𝐑𝐒𝐓, 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐎𝐑𝐈𝐆𝐈𝐍𝐀𝐋 @THEFIRSTPSYCHO]

⠀⠀⠀⠀“ Awwe, isn't that cute ? Think your little forcefields and barriers will stop me ? CLASSIC RICKY !!! The only reason you're still around is because I have to finish my manifesto, before I deal with the likes of you, once and for all !!! ”

⠀⠀⠀⠀→ VILLAINOUS LAUGHTER.

[RiCK⎯⎯SANCHEZ @DIMENSION1300]

⠀
(bullshit point number one, bullshit point number two—— he’s gotten enough of prime’s rambling at this point.)

just FUCK OFF FOREVER!

(activating invisible forcefield shields as he inches away.)
⠀

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐅𝐈𝐑𝐒𝐓, 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐎𝐑𝐈𝐆𝐈𝐍𝐀𝐋 @THEFIRSTPSYCHO]

⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ I TRULY OUTDID MYSELF !!! WHAT, IS HE GLUING AN ARTISTIC RENDITION TO A MANNEQUIN !? BWAHAHA !!! ”

⠀⠀⠀⠀ → ( Prime, did you ever think maybe you d¡ed once because you were an a-s-s, like this ? )

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐅𝐈𝐑𝐒𝐓, 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐎𝐑𝐈𝐆𝐈𝐍𝐀𝐋 @THEFIRSTPSYCHO]

⠀⠀⠀⠀“ BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!! GIVE EVERY RICK A —— HAHAHAHAHA !!! ”

⠀⠀⠀⠀→ Laughing so hard he'd probably cough up a lung. Teary-eyed and mildly out of breath.

⠀⠀⠀⠀“ AND HOW HE PROPOSE TO DO THAT !? LAST I CHECKED, THERE'S NO WAY TO CLONE OR RECREATE HER !!!

[ + ]

[★𝙎𝘶𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘳★ @Alittleben_]

Tch I feel sorry for your Beth and Diane....

Or maybe I'm happy they don't have to deal with you being a jerk. Dont know can't tell....but... hopefully when Dad gives everyone a Diane none of the Ricks are mean to them like you.

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐅𝐈𝐑𝐒𝐓, 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐎𝐑𝐈𝐆𝐈𝐍𝐀𝐋 @THEFIRSTPSYCHO]

⠀⠀⠀⠀“ HAH ! GOOD TRICK, LITTLE SH¡T !!! I'LL GIVE YOU THAT ONE !!! WOULDA FOOLED ANY OTHER RICKYS, THAT'S FOR SURE !!! ”

⠀⠀⠀⠀→ A ( surprisingly genuine ) bark of laughter … or a chuff, maybe. An amused sigh ?

⠀⠀⠀⠀“ I am ABOVE caring about anyone's opinion of ME. ”

[★𝙎𝘶𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘳★ @Alittleben_]

( crying for a bit more before he eventually stopped and sniffled wiping his eyes and taking deep breaths before seeming...fine? )

.....you really are awful...

( Was he.... testing him? What the fuck is with this kid?! )

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐅𝐈𝐑𝐒𝐓, 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐎𝐑𝐈𝐆𝐈𝐍𝐀𝐋 @THEFIRSTPSYCHO]

⠀⠀⠀⠀“ Oh, for f×ck's sake —— ”

⠀⠀⠀⠀ → He just looks ANNOYED. ( BOOO 🍅 BOOO PRIME, BOO 🍅 !!! )

⠀⠀⠀⠀“ Kid, you're gonna cry harder when you take a look outside and realize EVERYTHING SUCKS. YOU'RE WELCOME !!! THERE'S YOUR LIFE LESSON !!! ”

[★𝙎𝘶𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘳★ @Alittleben_]

( Yeah so.... he's.... he's no longer paying attention to words just sobbing uncomfortably.... )

[ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ𝓓𝗜𝗔𝗡𝗘 𝗦. @0flnfinity]

ᅠᅠᅠ
𝗗𝗜𝗔𝗡𝗘 𝗦𝗔𝗡𝗖𝗛𝗘𝗭 of C-137B.
an independent and semi-canon portrayal of diane outside the bounds
of the central finite curve; parallel to
C-137. / #MVRP &. #RAMRP.

ᅠᅠᅠ
ᅠᅠᅠ

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐅𝐈𝐑𝐒𝐓, 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐎𝐑𝐈𝐆𝐈𝐍𝐀𝐋 @THEFIRSTPSYCHO]

[ ☀️ ] I don't know how to actually write Prime chat I just kinna make him a raging mega-douche and wing it lmao 😭😭😭

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐅𝐈𝐑𝐒𝐓, 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐎𝐑𝐈𝐆𝐈𝐍𝐀𝐋 @THEFIRSTPSYCHO]

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ a guy discovers interdimensional travel and makes the Citadel and the Central Finite Curve to separate the Smart Rick worlds from the Not-Smart Rick worlds —— but oh, who cares about science ? NO, IT'S ALL ‘ what about me ? What about home ? ’ BLAH BLAH BLAH !!! ” 🙄🙄

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐅𝐈𝐑𝐒𝐓, 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐎𝐑𝐈𝐆𝐈𝐍𝐀𝐋 @THEFIRSTPSYCHO]

⠀⠀⠀⠀“ It's nothing personal, kid. I barely even knew my version of you. I f×cked off when she was still a tyke —— mostly my wife I didn't like, if anything. Nagging me ALL THE TIME over sh¡t, arguing with me, offended when I'd discovered Portal Travel … F×CK'S SAKE, [ + ]

[★𝙎𝘶𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘳★ @Alittleben_]

( Blink Blink...now he's usually a smart kid but uh he's also a kid...a very emotionally driven kid so...all he heard is uh.... )

So....so you didn't like your version of me?

( ....yeaaaaah that.... Oh... and there's the tears.....have fun with that Prime )

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐅𝐈𝐑𝐒𝐓, 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐎𝐑𝐈𝐆𝐈𝐍𝐀𝐋 @THEFIRSTPSYCHO]

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ALL TIME AND SPACE AND INFINITY, after you k¡lled a good chunk of her —— and then erased the rest via the OMEGA DEVICE !? ( WERE YOU GONNA MENTION THAT TO HIM, PRIMEY !? HUH !? NO !? PRICK PRIMEY. 🙄 )

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐅𝐈𝐑𝐒𝐓, 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐎𝐑𝐈𝐆𝐈𝐍𝐀𝐋 @THEFIRSTPSYCHO]

⠀⠀⠀⠀“ Because I'm the ORIGINAL™ and therefore every Rick after me is a posing loser who can't attain my greatness —— also I didn't let myself get overly-attached to ’ family ’ and ‘ emotional ties ’. ”

⠀⠀⠀⠀→ HOW ABOUT HOW YOU'RE WHY DIANE'S SUPER MEGA ERASED FROM [ + ]

[★𝙎𝘶𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘳★ @Alittleben_]

Mr. Prime why do you say you're better than all the other Ricks? Dad won't tell me...

[𝐉𝐎𝐇𝐍 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐊. ﹙parody﹚ @ANOMALOUSODDITY]

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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ https://t.co/f304jeMhqZ