Jason Thomas

(He/him) I really like my own tweets. But I don’t “like” like them.

[Jason Thomas @THEJasonThomas]

If he gets appointed, I’m not exaggerating when I say that people will die because of this.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

I am thrilled to announce Robert F. Kennedy Jr. as The United States Secretary of Health and Human Services (HHS). For too long, Americans have been crushed by the industrial food complex and drug companies who have engaged in deception, misinformation, and disinformation when it comes to Public Health. The Safety and Health of all Americans is the most important role of any Administration, and HHS will play a big role in helping ensure that everybody will be protected from harmful chemicals, pollutants, pesticides, pharmaceutical products, and food additives that have contributed to the overwhelming Health Crisis in this Country. Mr. Kennedy will restore these Agencies to the traditions of Gold Standard Scientific Research, and beacons of Transparency, to end the Chronic Disease epidemic, and to Make America Great and Healthy Again!

[Jason Thomas @THEJasonThomas]

@RickySunnyvale1 He didn’t do anything. Enjoy your cult.

[Jason Thomas @THEJasonThomas]

@howardlutnick KYS

[Jason Thomas @THEJasonThomas]

@stoolpresidente You’re so fucking stupid.

[Jason Thomas @THEJasonThomas]

@Courtsidecom @usmntonly THE GOVERNMENT DIDN’T DO ANYTHING

[Jason Thomas @THEJasonThomas]

@AlbyJMangels @usmntonly KYS

[Jason Thomas @THEJasonThomas]

@KathyTavoularis @usmntonly @POTUS Yea he never accepts no for an answer.

[Jason Thomas @THEJasonThomas]

@southernboy1004 @usmntonly The pedophile?

[Jason Thomas @THEJasonThomas]

@PokePokePokePo4 @usmntonly If he had his way, Flo wouldn’t be on the team. Shut your racist ass up.

[Jason Thomas @THEJasonThomas]

@Sebastian__305 @usmntonly Check your profile picture again.

[Jason Thomas @THEJasonThomas]

@RasingTacos @usmntonly He literally did nothing. As always.

[Jason Thomas @THEJasonThomas]

@ClayTravis Oooo now tell the whole story!

[Jason Thomas @THEJasonThomas]

@thecrewrhino 4G4A is a crazy way to write that.

[Jason Thomas @THEJasonThomas]

@joshhart Good to know Josh Hart disagrees with the First Amendment.

[Jason Thomas @THEJasonThomas]

@UtdMaI There’s a column for points. Try that.

[MLB Home Run @MLBHR]

DINGER TUESDAY = BANGERS!!! @gneiffer07 has four players to Go Yard tonight 🚀

⚾️ Bryce Harper 1+ HR (+380)
⚾️ Drake Baldwin 1+ HR (+450)
⚾️ Matt Olson 1+ HR (+350)
🐦‍⬛ Pete Crow-Armstrong 1+ HR (+400)

Give us the bangers @Playbook!

[Wyatt Locks @WyattLocks]

🚨BAAANG!!🚨

Day 1 of the Ladder Challenge cashes! On track to turn our $25 into $928 in 4 more days!💸💸

✅ $25 —> $58
❓ $58 —> $116
❓ $116 —> $232
❓ $ 232—> $464
❓ $464 —> $928

[Jason Thomas @THEJasonThomas]

@DavePuddyyy @joethomas73 @realDonaldTrump @SecretarRollins You used pronouns in that sentence, you fucking moron.

[Jason Thomas @THEJasonThomas]

@DavePuddyyy @joethomas73 @realDonaldTrump @SecretarRollins You support a pedophile.

[Jason Thomas @THEJasonThomas]

@joethomas73 @Flash_Garrett @Browns How can you support a pedophile and look yourself in the mirror?