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[trish @ultragloss]

introverted romantics be like i’m gonna find my soulmate but i’m not leaving my bedroom to do it

[maximoff mel @THEMlGHTYFALLS]

:O

[Amir @AmirAminiMD]

This is the largest crowd I’ve ever witnessed in my life. I’ve never seen Iranians so unified, ever.

This is Suleimani’s funeral in Ahvaz, Iran.

Trump has no idea what he has done.

[ane 🐛 @seokjinist]

bye this is so humiliating 😭💔

[. @666ush]

IF 👏🏼 YOUR 👏🏼 WOMAN 👏🏼 LIKES 👏🏼 BEING 👏🏼 CHOKED 👏🏼 DURING 👏🏼 SEX 👏🏼 YOU'RE 👏🏼 SUPPOSED 👏🏼 TO 👏🏼 SQUEEZE 👏🏼 THE 👏🏼 SIDES 👏🏼 OF 👏🏼 HER 👏🏼 NECK 👏🏼 WITH 👏🏼 YOUR 👏🏼 FINGERS 👏🏼 NOT 👏🏼 CRUSH 👏🏼 HER 👏🏼 WINDPIPE 👏🏼 WITH 👏🏼 YOUR 👏🏼 PALM 👏🏼 YOU 👏🏼 IDIOT 👏🏼

[caroline @getawaybolter]

Taylor Swift’s random acts of kindness: a thread.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

“I know we’re saving these chocolates for Christmas, but shall we just have one?”
“Oh go on then”

Narrator: They ate every single chocolate

[Mike @ProgPro]

"Hell yeah Trump got impeached looks like he's finally out of office!"

*Deletes tweet*

*2 minutes later*

"Wow none of you know what impeachment means the senate still has to vote before he's removed from office go take a college course"

[justin @farringt0n]

me: did you cum

her: are you in the right headspace to receive information that could possibly hurt you?

[Dhalltheking @DhallTheKing]

They never wanna discuss what triggered you.. just how you reacted.

[alezander @Xalezander]

Today’s tea:

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_(___(____)____(___(__ _
\ ur not sensitive /
\ they just a / |
\ fucking dick /____|
\ to you /
\ /
\_________/

[🚫 repost @hobigoldendays]

reporter: so you guys wanna beat bts?

bambam: no were friends

jackson: there’s no competition. it’s all love and support in kpop https://t.co/Lq3LBkIx1e

[princess yan 🧚🏼✨ @cloudyaphrodite]

@wintersIdvr a pastor, i forgot his name, said that the reason why there’s so many pro-lifers is because its easier for pro-lifers to care about children that don’t exist instead of caring about the people already here because those people cost money.