It is with more sadness than mere words can convey that we have to report that our beloved Ozzy Osbourne has passed away this morning. He was with his family and surrounded by love.
We ask everyone to respect our family privacy at this time.
Sharon, Jack, Kelly, Aimee and Louis
All white people. Do not go Asia. You bring much no polite behavior, and do much pervert and sIut action. Keep bad behavior in America, never visit Asia. Thank.
It was a bad week for the restaurant chain Hooters. The company has been forced to pay 3.75 million dollars to settle a sex discrimination suit brought by male job applicants, who claim that its policy of hiring "only women" is unfair.
The settlement was hailed as a landmark case... for guys who try to ruin everything.
Former first lady Nancy Reagan reports that her husband has been relaxing at their ranch- riding horses, and chopping wood.
Sadly, eyewitnesses report that he was actually riding wood, and chopping horses.