˗ˏˋ 𝓣𝐇𝐄 𝓗𝐀𝐈𝐑! ´ˎ˗

[˗ˏˋ 𝓣𝐇𝐄 𝓗𝐀𝐈𝐑! ´ˎ˗ @THESWlNGKING]

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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀but i guess you gotta mess up
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀to figure things out, 𝐫 𝐢 𝐠 𝐡 𝐭 ?

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀—⠀‣ ♡ & ↻

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[˗ˏˋ 𝓣𝐇𝐄 𝓗𝐀𝐈𝐑! ´ˎ˗ @THESWlNGKING]

@nextgenrogers // YES!!!

[˗ˏˋ 𝓣𝐇𝐄 𝓗𝐀𝐈𝐑! ´ˎ˗ @THESWlNGKING]

i didn't cr——

i did not cry, okay? it's just, the hair, from when they had to cut it to get the gum out, got in my eyes, and that, you know, made them all watery and shit.

[* / FANCY NANCY. @PETITEFCGHTER]

but then you cried! i cried too.

[˗ˏˋ 𝓣𝐇𝐄 𝓗𝐀𝐈𝐑! ´ˎ˗ @THESWlNGKING]

i don't know, nance. i remember you giggling pretty hard about that.

[* / FANCY NANCY. @PETITEFCGHTER]

like when we were in kindergarten and i put gum in your hair sorry.

[˗ˏˋ 𝓣𝐇𝐄 𝓗𝐀𝐈𝐑! ´ˎ˗ @THESWlNGKING]

hey, relax. he's just trying to find the right words to say. wouldn't want to offend anybody.

[˗ˏˋ 𝓣𝐇𝐄 𝓗𝐀𝐈𝐑! ´ˎ˗ @THESWlNGKING]

❛ sorry, you've got—— ❜ a hand motions towards his face, index finger tapping at a spot near his mouth in reference to the female's own adjacent profile, ❛ just a—— yeah, right there. you've got something right there. ❜

[🌻 𝐂𝐚𝐫𝐦𝐢𝐞 ♡ @TalkingCoder]

an awkward expression falls over her face– lips upturned into a forced smile.

𝘸𝘩𝘺'𝘴 𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘵 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵?

[˗ˏˋ 𝓣𝐇𝐄 𝓗𝐀𝐈𝐑! ´ˎ˗ @THESWlNGKING]

uh, you good?

[˗ˏˋ 𝓣𝐇𝐄 𝓗𝐀𝐈𝐑! ´ˎ˗ @THESWlNGKING]

how sorry are we talking?

[* / FANCY NANCY. @PETITEFCGHTER]

. . . okay, that was mean.

i’m sorry.

[˗ˏˋ 𝓣𝐇𝐄 𝓗𝐀𝐈𝐑! ´ˎ˗ @THESWlNGKING]

// i said that's my baby!!

[˗ˏˋ 𝓣𝐇𝐄 𝓗𝐀𝐈𝐑! ´ˎ˗ @THESWlNGKING]

pretty sure that's impossible, but whatever floats your boat, vi.

[˗ˏˋ 𝓣𝐇𝐄 𝓗𝐀𝐈𝐑! ´ˎ˗ @THESWlNGKING]

@ICESLEEPXR // $15?

[˗ˏˋ 𝓣𝐇𝐄 𝓗𝐀𝐈𝐑! ´ˎ˗ @THESWlNGKING]

@ICESLEEPXR // you got cashapp?

[˗ˏˋ 𝓣𝐇𝐄 𝓗𝐀𝐈𝐑! ´ˎ˗ @THESWlNGKING]

really? you're gonna compare me to that guy?

ouch, nance. that hurts. right in the heart.

[* / FANCY NANCY. @PETITEFCGHTER]

yeah, so is billy’s. totally natural.

[˗ˏˋ 𝓣𝐇𝐄 𝓗𝐀𝐈𝐑! ´ˎ˗ @THESWlNGKING]

'course. who'd pass up a good smoke?

[˗ˏˋ 𝓣𝐇𝐄 𝓗𝐀𝐈𝐑! ´ˎ˗ @THESWlNGKING]

what're you talking about, nance? what hairspray? this is au naturale.

[* / FANCY NANCY. @PETITEFCGHTER]

you have enough hair spray in there to make it last the rest of your life.

[˗ˏˋ 𝓣𝐇𝐄 𝓗𝐀𝐈𝐑! ´ˎ˗ @THESWlNGKING]

no, yeah, right. i knew that. i was joking too. that was the joke.

[˗ˏˋ 𝓣𝐇𝐄 𝓗𝐀𝐈𝐑! ´ˎ˗ @THESWlNGKING]

yeah, sure, i could go for a bite.

what'd you have in mind?

[˗ˏˋ 𝓣𝐇𝐄 𝓗𝐀𝐈𝐑! ´ˎ˗ @THESWlNGKING]

you know, steve works just as good.