Sherrye Pomeroy

Type "I don't get it" into any search engine for a sample of my best work. Hunt down my book on Amazon. Nose hair trimmer section. (RLucas think TND)

[Sherrye Pomeroy @THESherryeP]

@5StringsInTX This comment is ripe with errors.

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I’ll just drop this here as a test, and see if anything happens. Prolly not. “Platforms.” They don’t play well together often.

https://t.co/KfvVbotx52

[Sherrye Pomeroy @THESherryeP]

I’m just not here anymore, on X I mean.

Doing Subsnark™ more because I’ve started over here so many times since it was week two of “Twitter” it’s impossible now (algo). Just FYI people. Uh, you three, anyway. Come over sometime and check the Subphark. If ya can. Or, not.

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@CodeWriter23 @SteveLovesAmmo It sounds a little Mannyfesto but hey, we’re all just a social media link away ourselves. NOT judging. Aheh.

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@TheJulian56770

[Dr. Heywood Floyd @5StringsInTX]

@Greyinggeek1 As one does ...

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@Yo_Squirrely @DeebsFLA Yeah. I mean, the people who brought you sour cream dispensed via caulking gun? How did THOSE minds not see and plan for this?

[Sherrye Pomeroy @THESherryeP]

Say what you will, but Heston screaming “It’s a maaaaadhouse! A maaaadhouse!!” while being hit with a firehose in a cage by talking apes in the original Planet of the Apes movie is still relevant.

I say it at least once a day. Often in line at Tractor Supply.

I make lots of new friends with my little public utterances.

[Sherrye Pomeroy @THESherryeP]

Not that this will work. But here it is anyway.

https://t.co/lkyIAxriO8

[Sherrye Pomeroy @THESherryeP]

You've been missing this, it's a series. I have been on Substack and even did this one on the blog. I could be super annoying and post all the episodes here as tweets for you 6 people. Or, not.

[Sherrye Pomeroy @THESherryeP]

“The self-publishing landscape IS brutal for unknown authors without an existing audience. The gold rush days of KDP are long over. The market is flooded. The algorithm favors books that already have traction. It’s a chicken-and-egg nightmare.” — An AI I questioned after disabling what I dubbed “The Sycophancy Module” and told it to be brutally honest.

Soon as “Select” is over, I’m out. Gold rush days indeed. Pfft.

It’s not self-pity, it’s anger at myself for even bothering. The time, the wasted time. That’s much worse.

[Sherrye Pomeroy @THESherryeP]

@BrianPulis My experience is not a good one. Long career IRL in media etc. Zon algo is tough, and IMHO, quite messed up. Best of luck to you!

[Sherrye Pomeroy @THESherryeP]

I keep getting reminders for a free Zoom thing on “how to write satire.” It starts in an hour. I don’t think I’m going.

Last time I did a Zoom, I forgot that I’d set a Poe raven background so it looked like a raven was on my shoulder.

Halfway through a 10 minute routine thing, the GP on the other end asked me about the thing on my shoulder. “Wut thing.”

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@mirabiledictu86 @vbspurs LLOL and you know I don’t fake an LLOL with you Missy.

[Sherrye Pomeroy @THESherryeP]

Boosting a post here is like burning paper money. Waste. That’s my honest review.

[Sherrye Pomeroy @THESherryeP]

@mirabiledictu86 The famous McDonald’s Hot Apple Pie Filling case!

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Not “met” but emailed and messaged privately a bit with two, and got a reply to a letter I sent from one. Of course I’ve met myself in person a bunch of times, if that counts. I don’t think I’m answering the actual question here but it’s X and I have 7 followers atm after dumping accounts over years and this O/T thing may be why I have only 7 followers now that I think about it.

[Shane Donovan @SDDonovan]

Have you ever met one of your favorite authors?

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@CodeWriter23 @5StringsInTX OMG it’s too perfect.

[Sherrye Pomeroy @THESherryeP]

@vbspurs Every time they’ve refused to allow us to fly over their airspace, my thoughts turn to the Croissan'wich™ and I feel okay. Weird, I know.

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@vbspurs I hoard them. Oh man. Said that aloud I guess.