Vanessa Garcia

NBA & College Basketball fan, lover of comedy and good music, mother of 2, trophy wife.

[Vanessa Garcia @THEVGAR]

@natwrotewhat Reading I Hope This Finds You Well on my vacation this week. Pairs well with ocean waves 🌊 Great book! Have really enjoyed.

[FanDuel @FanDuel]

UNC won't let the Duke fans forget this anytime soon 😭

[Vanessa Garcia @THEVGAR]

@XOANTY I gasped when I saw this outfit. Perfection.

[Vanessa Garcia @THEVGAR]

@tpinsonn Can you believe the ref didn’t T him up? RJ telling the crowd to “shhhh” as he walked off at the end of that game made my day.

[Justin Tinsley @JustinTinsley]

That lady right behind Ime heard the entire exchange and there weren’t enough pearls in the world for her to clutch

[Vanessa Garcia @THEVGAR]

@danacarvey As a parent I know there are not words. Sending love, and wishing comfort and healing to you and your family.

[Megan Amram @meganamram]

At what age does Ryan Gosling have to change his name to Ryan Goose

[Vanessa Garcia @THEVGAR]

@marcmaron Just watched this morning. My favorite of any you have ever done. ❤️🍀

[kim @KimmyMonte]

that’s me in the corner
that’s me in the spotlight
smoking with my chicken

[Vanessa Garcia @THEVGAR]

@OldCrank @MerriamWebster I know that friend!

[HOW THINGS WORK @HowThingsWork_]

This spectacular rarely seen jellyfish was spotted 4,000 feet below the sea off the coast of Baja California, Mexico. 🌊 https://t.co/wPypT6eoPF

[Vanessa Garcia @THEVGAR]

@marcmaron @octaviaspencer @WTFpod Such a fun talk. Y’all had a great vibe.

[Dont Show Your Cat @DontShowYourCat]

tight fit

[Matt. @MattTheBrand]

twitter right now is like when you have a substitute teacher and the whole class bands together to destroy them

[Vanessa Garcia @THEVGAR]

@Jt82pdx House coat here. Raised in NC.

[Emily Murnane @emily_murnane]

He’s only your fiancé if he comes from the Fiancé region of France. Otherwise he’s just your sparkling boyfriend. A brosecco.

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

genuinely thought those were his legs at first and was losing my mind

[Stone @StoneAgeRadio13]

Packing your kid’s lunch is just sending the fruit in your fridge on a field trip for the day.

[All The Right Movies @ATRightMovies]

There's a tradition of film directors and studios congratulating each other for beating their box office records. A THREAD.

1/11: In 1977, when STAR WARS beat Jaws to become the highest-grossing movie ever, Steven Spielberg took out the below ad for George Lucas in @Variety