Aaron 🐁

My life and NASCAR - both one long-ass left turn.

[manic nixon dream girl @kennixonette]

I love how happy and calm he looks while being different items . many people wouldn't be able to handle it but sponge adapts to the situation

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

I wonder who made such a big deal out of it

[Drop Site @DropSiteNews]

🇱🇧 At least 38 people had been killed in southern Lebanon from midnight to 3pm Saturday as Israeli warplanes carried out 70 airstrikes across 22 villages and drones launched 18 more strikes on 13 localities, according to figures compiled by L’Orient Today.

One of the deadliest attacks hit Qanaarit, a town in the Saida district north of the Zahrani River that had been sheltering people displaced from villages farther south. The death toll there rose to 10 killed and 22 wounded, most of them women and children.

Israeli aircraft and drones also struck Nabatieh al-Fawqa, Harouf, Arabsalim, Jibchit, Choukine and Jarjouh, with rescue operations continuing and casualty figures expected to rise.

High school student Mohammad Mustafa Al-Jarmaqi is among the 125+ killed since Friday morning.

[Dixon Uranus @RealDixonUranus]

"Tell them to put 'probably gay' in the headline."

[Jake Hanrahan @Jake_Hanrahan]

Absolutely stop it 😂😂😂😂

[Séamus Malekafzali @Seamus_Malek]

Netanyahu in English: We are at war with Hezbollah, we are not at war with the Lebanese people.

His National Security Minister in Hebrew:

[onion person @CantEverDie]

liberals when they see a meteor barreling straight towards earth:

[Jordan @SLCLunk]

Oh fuck you. There is no way the guy who got the no-bid contract for using bottom shelf Home Depot sealant on the reflecting pool looks like this. Come the fuck on

[tino @mirthincarnate]

my hat when i get a smooch on the cheek from a dame

[Akela Lacy @akela_lacy]

NEW: Cops chased the wrong guy. They followed him and intentionally crashed into his car twice, causing it to flip and catch fire. They fired 27 shots and then waited outside as Navy veteran John Andrew Jenuwine bled out and died. https://t.co/hUae8JSSdy

[Aaron 🐁 @THEWGY]

@givemetuesday

[steven monacelli @stevanzetti]

Having a hard time imagining this happening in any other profession

[✨ @abolishcxps]

school district in texas my mom teaches at just voted unanimously to ARM the teachers with concealed carry

[blue @cyanopsis]

no love, however brief, is wasted

[brandon* @brndxix]

idrgaf about the reflecting pool but it’s so funny that this administration just can’t do anything right

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

multimillionaire business owner who sits in filth and talks into smelly microphone for a living tells the working class that it’s not the top 2% of wealth that is controlling society, but the bottom 2%.

[WIRED @WIRED]

More than 200 of the world's elites registered for a retreat whose agenda runs from panels on cult-building and sex to prepping for World War III. An associated app offers matchmaking. https://t.co/ib53DjHHE6

[max @maxinethepoet]

You guys didn’t trust the government with a vaccination but you trust this government with digital ID schemes okay lol

[Daniel Boguslaw @DRBoguslaw]

The ranking (Democrat) member of the house intelligence committee is part of a secret society run by peter Thiel.