-]DYLAN[-

-I'll take years off my life fore' I take life off my years-
I was cut from a dirty red shop rag, most of you won't get that. #CEC#Merica

[-]DYLAN[- @THE_GC_]

I get you're a cop and all but does that really give you the right to ride my tailgate so close I can hardly see you in my rearview..??

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

Veterans Day might be over, but this is America. Every day should be Veterans Day.

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

Poll Predictions: Democrats will take an early lead. Then the gap will close once Republicans get off work. Merica.

[Earl Dibbles Jr @EarlDibblesJr]

Money may not buy happiness... but it'll buy a diesel, and I've never seen a sad person rollin' coal.

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

If you want Hillary to be President because she’s a woman, you’re part of the problem. Bein’ female isn’t an accomplishment. It’s biology.

[-]DYLAN[- @THE_GC_]

Hey butthole. Text me @cummings_connor

[scott kornegay @its_scottt_]

@THE_GC_ no its not what it is - elijah

[-]DYLAN[- @THE_GC_]

City boys talking bout they're ready for winter so they can dress up in their drake jackets. Lol. I'm ready to slay a bunch of anillmals.

[-]DYLAN[- @THE_GC_]

She picks me up, every time I let her down.

[-]DYLAN[- @THE_GC_]

Wealp.. Is what it is. :\

[-]DYLAN[- @THE_GC_]

It cracks me up when the people taking your order at Chick fli a tell you to follow the car in front of you.. Where else am I gonna go? Lol

[-]DYLAN[- @THE_GC_]

The escape artist has done it again. Alice is on the prowl. #WheresAlice? #MissingSnake

[-]DYLAN[- @THE_GC_]

@cummings_connor cries when she eats good sushi.. Lol

[-]DYLAN[- @THE_GC_]

I can build a house from ground up in 3 months. But its gonna take years to build this bridge.. What's left of the one I burnt is no good.

[-]DYLAN[- @THE_GC_]

Anybody looking to rebuild a Lincoln? One just blew up at oRileys.

[-]DYLAN[- @THE_GC_]

The woman at petsmart tried to tell me I can't buy live rats to feed my snakes. Lady I can do what I want with what I pay for. Lol I got em

[-]DYLAN[- @THE_GC_]

This @Kaepernick7 fella is an ignorant disgrace.

[-]DYLAN[- @THE_GC_]

"Call my boys Dixieland militia!" -upchurch